Benny

Human, I just... don't... even...

Thanks, Jillian!

Wally

I sensed a disturbance in the Force, as if 

there was a single human attempting to think.

Thanks, Merry!

Gracie

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?

Only if it's raining and the septic 

tank's backed up into the kitchen.

Thanks, Emma!

Dougal

Dougal

The short, sad life of a banana chip.

Squishy

"Sneak Attack" would imply I cared if you saw it.

Thanks, Grace!

Hopkins

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Thanks, Meghan!