Friday, May 31, 2013


I've decided to make it a fair fight, human.
Go on, pick it up.

Thanks, Kate!

Thursday, May 30, 2013


I assume this is the garnish 
and the meal is forthcoming?

Thanks, Amy!

Wednesday, May 29, 2013

Malaya Kristen

More coffee. Less you.

Thanks, Diana!

Tuesday, May 28, 2013


A sunny day, a beautiful lawn, and you.
Well, can't have everything, I suppose.

Thanks, Carri!

Friday, May 24, 2013


If standing on two legs is 
evolutionary, why can humans do it?

Thanks, Benny and Nicole!

Thursday, May 23, 2013


Only one reference to rabbits!?

Thanks, Art!

And now a short commercial! Sharon has a new book out titled
1001 Secrets Every Birdwatcher Should Know! 
It has over 170 pages of bird tips, with color photos, and birding advice!

You can order a signed copy directly from the Birdchick herself, or pick up a copy online or at your local bookseller!

Here's the trailer for the book, directed by Bill:

Wednesday, May 22, 2013


Lovely decor. Reminds me of a hangover.

Thanks, Marina!

Tuesday, May 21, 2013


I found your gate an momentary distraction. 
Much like your existence.

Thanks, Meagan!

Thursday, May 16, 2013


Human, I just... don't... even...

Thanks, Jillian!

Wednesday, May 15, 2013


I sensed a disturbance in the Force, as if 
there was a single human attempting to think.

Thanks, Merry!

Tuesday, May 14, 2013


Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Only if it's raining and the septic 
tank's backed up into the kitchen.

Thanks, Emma!

Monday, May 13, 2013


Friday, May 10, 2013


The short, sad life of a banana chip.

Thursday, May 09, 2013


"Sneak Attack" would imply I cared if you saw it.

Thanks, Grace!

Wednesday, May 08, 2013



Thanks, Meghan!

Tuesday, May 07, 2013


The Hare of Despair.

Thanks, Stacy!

Monday, May 06, 2013


That was undoubtably the 
dumbest thing you could ever... 
nope, okay, that topped it!

Thanks, Carolyn!

Friday, May 03, 2013


This is as happy as I get.

Thanks, Jessi!

Thursday, May 02, 2013


No dirty laundry?
Hoo boy, have I got news for you...

Thanks, Corinne!

Wednesday, May 01, 2013


My the pricking of my ears,
someone stupid this way nears.

Thanks, Talia!