Thursday, February 28, 2013


Blue, (when I'm) by you.

Thanks, Sasha!

Wednesday, February 27, 2013


You are under consideration.
And beneath contempt.

Thanks, Amber!

Tuesday, February 26, 2013


Since it's impossible that you're a
talking cup of coffee, why are you here?

Thanks, Alison!

Pinky is an adoptable bun at Hop A Long Hallow in Connecticut!

Monday, February 25, 2013

Stella and Puddles

You took a wrong turn, buddy.

Thanks, Kalie!

Thursday, February 21, 2013


And the rabbit shall lay down 
with the tiger and bear.
And humanity shall be well and truly screwed.

Thanks, Ami!

Wednesday, February 20, 2013


I'll see you now. I won't 
acknowledge you, but...

Thanks, Deborah!

Tuesday, February 19, 2013


I am vengeance. I am the night. 
I am... hungry for craisins.

Thanks, Nancy!

Monday, February 18, 2013

Rabbits vs. Cars

No picture for today, but reader Laura sent us this story about Rabbits Attacking Cars at the Denver Airport!

Thanks, Laura!

Friday, February 15, 2013


Thanks, Kim!

Thursday, February 14, 2013


Snowmen are better than real people because 
they melt in summer and their noses taste better.

Thanks, Doug!

Wednesday, February 13, 2013


The rare "Disconfuspal."

Thanks, John!

Tuesday, February 12, 2013


Be a dear and vanish from existence, would you?

Thanks, Helmi!

Monday, February 11, 2013


I wanted to have a more intelligent series
of conversations. So I bought a brick.

Thanks, Emily!

Friday, February 08, 2013


I'm should be formulating a cutting remark,
but frankly, I just can't be bothered.

Thanks, Clare!

Thursday, February 07, 2013


No, no, darker. I can still see you.

Thanks, Fiona!

Wednesday, February 06, 2013


I find you guilty!
Now, what's the charge?

Thanks, Huib!

Monday, February 04, 2013


Uuuuuuhn! So far... from food dish... 
never... make it...

Thanks, Pamela!

Friday, February 01, 2013

Pierre (and Annie)

Oh, you don't like my attitude?
Let me refer you to our complaints department.

Thanks, Pamela!