Jack

Dun dun duuuuuuun...

Thanks, Jessica!

Banoffee

200 thread count? Well, that'll do for you.

Thanks, Rachel!

Winston Churchill

Now to go back in time and prevent your birth...

Thanks, Kira!

Emmy

You're... you're kidding with that outfit, right?

Thanks, Kim!

Snowdrop

"Friday" is now a controlled substance.

Relinquish all you have.

Thanks, Lorraine!

Fermata BunJovi and Elvis

No, like this! Feel your inner wolf!

Now imagine yourself stalking through 

the night, nature's perfect killing machine!

Thanks, Noelle!

Paco Diego Garrobo Fernandez

If you shorten my name, I shorten your life.

Thanks, Kathleen!

Popular Science, 1957

The I Love Old Magazines blog dug up this illustration, from a 1957 issue of Popular Science.

Smudge

Just practicing... for your legs.

Thanks, Stephanie!

Scully

No, I wanted a bow with arrows. 

Human-piercing arrows.

Thanks, Alexa!

Marshmallow

Adopt me and I shall destroy you last.

Thanks, Tamara!

Marshmallow is available for adoption from Special Bunny Rescue in Seattle. 

Checkers

This... this is some kind of nightmare!

Thanks, Karen!

Ariel and Theodore

We've made a shopping list. 

There wasn't any room for your stuff.

Thanks, Kathryn!

Marilyn Bunroe and Mr. Peterfluff

Thanks, Stacey!

Cotter

Step away from the Jeggings.

Thanks, Bruce!

Stella

Season's Griefings.

Thanks, Jamey!

Tekla

Yes, I'm calling in sick of humanity.

Thanks, Hedvig!

Sebastian

Tell you what: I'll take a picture of you

on the toilet and see how hilarious it is.

Thanks, Georgina!

Happy

Once we cross the river, we take
the high ground and flank them!

Thanks, Becca!

Nibbles

What time is it?

Time to disapprove! Ppppbht!

Thanks, Meredith!

Appledot and Rascal

2013 and there are still humans. 

It is the Apocalypse!

Thanks, Brigette!

Gilbert

Access to 2013 forbidden. 

Return to 2012.

Thanks, Tanya!