Tuesday, August 06, 2013

Tim Tim

Make yourself comfortable,
the Death Ray is warming up.

Thanks, Kate!

13 comments:

Fleetie said...

"No, stoopid hoomin; I expect you to DIE!"


I can just imagine Tim Tim as an ebil villain with his own hoomin to sit on and be groomed by.


"Just to show your countries that I am serious, I have arranged a little demonstration for noon today. Using my new Carrotinic Radiation HyperConcentrator, I shall destroy that little island you have, called, oh, what-did-you-call-it-now? Oust... Ost... Ah Au-stralia. Yes. I shall destroy your 'Au-stralia' to prove that I mean bunness! After that, your governments will have 24 hours to yield to my demands! Here! It is time! Observe!"

[Office turns itself inside out, with floor and all wood panelling rotating to reveal a map of the world with flashing dots and lines on it, and beeping noises indicating the location of various targets and attack weapons.]

"You'll never get away with this, Tim Tim!", we protest, weakly.

[Tim Tim pushes his whiskers right up to our face and whispers...]
"Oh yes. Oh yes I will. I will get away with it, hoomin. And you, and all of your little hoomin peoples, will become nothing but raw materials, to be consumed and manufactured into Rabbit Wealth And Power by my RABBITOR Organisation. But enough now! It is time to begin!"

Rabbits' Guy said...

From Frost to Melt in a single wink!!!!

Ijon Tichy the Nth said...

Fleetie, you think you might have been writing for 'Speed Gibson' in some previous life?

Dohraime said...

Thanks for featuring my boy today. I was thrilled to see him up there!

SixBunnies said...

Now we will know how the marshmallow feels in the microwave!

Karen M said...

Australia might want to consider this in their war on rabbits. Tim Tim looks serious.

Furbeast said...

Any moment now I expect to see an electrical current buzzing and crackling between Tim Tim's ear.

Fleetie said...

Furbeast:

Yes! A bunny "Jacob's Ladder"!

With a big fat, furry climbing orange spark, buzzing and spewing out gallons of acrid-smelling ozone!

Big fat orange spark!

speedyrabbit said...

he looks like a bunny that should be in a temple and worship as the divine being he is

Furbeast said...

@Fleetie: had to looked Jacob's Ladder up, but yes, that is it exactly! I can hear the crackling as the thing warms up, then all Tim Tim has to do is slowly lower his ears, aim, touch them lightly together and KERBLAMMO! instant carbonized hoomin.

janet2buns said...

@Furbeast:....and then a contingent of tiny white bunnies with aprons and brooms come and sweep the nasty carbon residue away. All done!

Kelly Moore said...

Yep, that's not the Jacob's Ladder I learned about in Sunday School...but very fitting for the Tim Tim arsenal.

I thought "set phasers on stun" was bad enough but when the phaser is set to Bun, well...that's all she wrote!

kelinci said...

Frosty color.
kelinci