All disapproval, all the time.
Disapproved of by
Must be Monday ;-) !
ErMehGerd, Eleanor is a beautiful rabbit. Eleanor, the evil HR rep, DENIES benefits after 90 days of servitude. http://search.dilbert.com/comic/Evil%20Director%20Human%20Resources
So is Eleanor the PEB ("Pointy-Eared Boss")?!She is a gorgeous bunny, whatever her role!Eleanor disapproves of us lazy, slovenly hoomins. (She didn't get where she is today without disapproving of lazy, slovenly hoomins!)We're on a verbal warning. Next time it will be a "Physical Warning" (euphemism for "Good Hard *THUMP!* Round The Head")!Now we are to straighten up and fly right! Eleanor expects to see the productivity graph showing a steep upturn, starting today!"Right! Goodbye hoomin!", she shouts, dismissing us from her office!(Poo, what is that smell?! Oh. Hoomin. Eleanor presses the intercom button on her desk: "Miss Tappit?! Bring the air freshener in here, will you?")
Oh, Eleanor's ears in that position look like a butterfly. An evil disapproving butterfly.
Hey. Isn't that the boss's chair? ... oh ...
CEB (Chief Executive Bunny) Eleanor wonders why we are still cluttering up her office. Shoo, hoomin! Shoo!
One wonders what is written in Eleanor's sinister Red Book on her desk.Details of former hoomin employees who had to be "terminated"?
..and the fact that the red book is GLOWING.....that can't be good!
I need an desk calendar of Disapproving Rabbits. This one would have been too perfect.There you Disapproving Rabbits Humans, I just gave you an idea. ;)
That would be a fantastic idea!
After careful review of your file, HR Diector Eleanor explains your bunployment contract entitles you to zero vacation or sick leave. But you can carry the accrual over to next year.
Eleanor points out that a better word (in this case, anyway) for "contradiction inn terms" is: "oxymoron".That word is far more applicable to stoopid hoomins.
The new Dilbert ... Dilbert should have had a rabbit all along!
Yeah but then it would have been :"The rabbit had Dilbert"and not"Dilbert had a rabbit"Dilbert (being hoomin, albeit fictitious) does not get to "have a rabbit".
orders must be obeyed at all times!so what do you comand me to do Eleanor?
True, Fleetie! Thanks, ... whew .. glad you caught that before the bunns did!
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