Monday, August 05, 2013

Eleanor

"Human Resources" is 
a contradiction-in-terms.

Thanks, Laura!

16 comments:

Ijon Tichy the Nth said...

Must be Monday ;-) !

brandi said...

ErMehGerd, Eleanor is a beautiful rabbit.
Eleanor, the evil HR rep, DENIES benefits after 90 days of servitude.

http://search.dilbert.com/comic/Evil%20Director%20Human%20Resources

Fleetie said...

So is Eleanor the PEB ("Pointy-Eared Boss")?!

She is a gorgeous bunny, whatever her role!

Eleanor disapproves of us lazy, slovenly hoomins. (She didn't get where she is today without disapproving of lazy, slovenly hoomins!)

We're on a verbal warning. Next time it will be a "Physical Warning" (euphemism for "Good Hard *THUMP!* Round The Head")!

Now we are to straighten up and fly right! Eleanor expects to see the productivity graph showing a steep upturn, starting today!

"Right! Goodbye hoomin!", she shouts, dismissing us from her office!

(Poo, what is that smell?! Oh. Hoomin. Eleanor presses the intercom button on her desk: "Miss Tappit?! Bring the air freshener in here, will you?")

brandi said...

Oh, Eleanor's ears in that position look like a butterfly. An evil disapproving butterfly.

Rabbits' Guy said...

Hey. Isn't that the boss's chair? ... oh ...

janet2buns said...

CEB (Chief Executive Bunny) Eleanor wonders why we are still cluttering up her office. Shoo, hoomin! Shoo!

Fleetie said...

One wonders what is written in Eleanor's sinister Red Book on her desk.

Details of former hoomin employees who had to be "terminated"?

janet2buns said...

..and the fact that the red book is GLOWING.....that can't be good!

Lalis said...

I need an desk calendar of Disapproving Rabbits. This one would have been too perfect.

There you Disapproving Rabbits Humans, I just gave you an idea. ;)

Auntie Jane (It is official!) said...

That would be a fantastic idea!

Furbeast said...

After careful review of your file, HR Diector Eleanor explains your bunployment contract entitles you to zero vacation or sick leave. But you can carry the accrual over to next year.

Fleetie said...

Eleanor points out that a better word (in this case, anyway) for "contradiction inn terms" is: "oxymoron".

That word is far more applicable to stoopid hoomins.

SixBunnies said...

The new Dilbert ... Dilbert should have had a rabbit all along!

Fleetie said...

Yeah but then it would have been :

"The rabbit had Dilbert"

and not

"Dilbert had a rabbit"

Dilbert (being hoomin, albeit fictitious) does not get to "have a rabbit".

speedyrabbit said...

orders must be obeyed at all times!so what do you comand me to do Eleanor?

SixBunnies said...

True, Fleetie! Thanks, ... whew .. glad you caught that before the bunns did!