Tuesday, August 27, 2013

Cloudy and Cole

We're paying twice as much 
attention as you deserve.

Thanks, Elizabeth!


brandi said...

Cloudy and Cold? There is a poem here...

Cloudy and Cole(d)
Two bunnies bold
Hold their noses
Cuz we smell of mold
Mold, musty, old
Not at all like roses
Cloudy and Cole(d)
Are not sold
On our merits
But I am told
We stay in the fold
Just to dish out carrots

Fleetie said...

These two furry Disapprovers are demonstrating "Long baseline" Disapproval.

The further apart two ears are, the better the resolution in direction. These buns have deployed one ear each, creating an Acoustic Buntenna capable of significantly greater accuracy than the ears of a single bun - though single buns' ears are certainly no slouches at detecting where stoopidity is coming from).

Now that these two have greater accuracy and sensitivity to Direction of Stoopidity, we had better watch out!

It may be that these buns have also connected a "MinuteBun" Bun Anti-Stoopidity Missile, hidden in a bunker nearby! using their Buntennae to guide the missile, we are sure to be toast if these buns Press The Button!

janet2buns said...

Fleetie, as soon as I finish laughing and wipe the tears from my eyes, I'll try to think of something to say. No matter what it is, it won't be as good as what you wrote.

Rabbits' Guy said...

How can two dumb bunnies, each with one ear cocked, elicit such creativity and thought from smart, higher level humans? Are we nuts?

(Don't answer that.)

Auntie Jane (It is official!) said...

Wait, Fleetie, are you saying they think we are stupid? But, Brandi just wrote a poem for them. They will get more data points today and you will see. They will learn just how smart we really are!

Auntie Jane (It is official!) said...

This is not the time for self-doubt, RG. The bunns are listening.

Auntie Jane (It is official!) said...

Oh, and please don't insult them. "Pretty is as pretty does." You know, like our teachers told us.

Paula said...

Cloudy and Cole are also flight attendants for Bunway airlines. Instead of giving a speech at take-off they're simply pointing at the exits. What happens after that, well, they don't really care.

sallyneary said...

I thought that perhaps they each presented only one ear as a way of indicating that we deserved only half the attention. But then I don't have Fleetie's scientific bent!

Fleetie said...

Sally : Oh yes, there is that too. Too much stoopidity signal going into a directionally-sensitive bunny Long Baseline Stoopidity Detector can easily swamp the sensors.

The bunnies are fitted with Stoopidity Attenuators, but those can't work miracles! Not with the amount of stoopidity we each broadcast on Hoomin FM!

speedyrabbit said...

Hehehehe.I'm sorry I can't think of anything to say after Brandi's poem and Fleeties comments I guess I am stupid oh will I guess I'm doomed!xx Rachel

Fleetie said...

Paula, I can't help suspecting that these buns are indicating the location of the Hoomin Jettison Exits.

Once Bunway Airlines Flight 101 is up to cruising altitude, Cloudy and Cole will stand up and gave us each jump out via the pre-indicated exits.

What? If the hoomins had wanted to LAND BunWay Airlines as well as take off, they should have specified that when booking their tickets, and they would have had to pay double.

Since we hoomins failed to book our flights properly, we are clearly stoopid, and deserve to be jettisoned half-way over the ocean!


Uh-oh! It's time for us to go! Cloudy and Cole are telling us that any hoomin not making their own way out voluntarily, will be *THUMP!*ed out the exits!

Fleetie said...

^ ... and HAVE us each jump out ...

Paula said...

Fleetie, = ; ).