Friday, July 05, 2013

Jack


Thanks, Jessica!

23 comments:

brandi said...

Hotot ebil eyes!!

Lalis said...

EEK!

Can I still pet it?

Fleetie said...

I think we were all hoping it would never come to this.

But it has.

Erm, did we ever put together a contingency plan for this eventuality? Or were we too scared of it to even try?

Marshmallow said...

Behind Jack is what appears to be what's left of his hoomin. Don't be fooled by the smile; s/he was happy for the blessed relief of death!

SixBunnies said...

OUCH!!!

Furbeast said...

At least the octopus is happy.

Auntie Jane (It is official!) said...

What is it about that name? Hmmm, it's just not coming to me...Jack...Jack the...no, it is just not coming to me. Anyway, I would like to reiterate my call for some kind of a rating system on these photos.

janet2buns said...

Wow.......just....wow. I think the Disapproval Horizon just swallowed us whole.

Rabbits' Guy said...

Ummmmm... Jack? A bit heavy on the eye-liner?

(Ouch)

speedyrabbit said...

those have to be the most scare eyes I've seen on a bunny,I'm prepared to risk a mauling,cover me I'm going in......

Auntie Jane (It is official!) said...

Don't do it, Speedy! Please, don't do it! Think of your Aunties! Whoever I am trying to remember had alot of unsolved, horrible stuff associated with him...Speedy?

Unknown said...

I shall disarm this demon rabbit with cilantro! He will be tooth-purring in my arms by evening's end, I swear it, or I am not The Rabbit Whisperer of Meewasin! (giggle)

Fleetie said...

I see. Well in that case, please convey some SWWWs IHBF from me!

...And do, erm, report back and let us know how that went. (Like that's gonna happen! This bunneh is gonna ZAP! any hoomin that tries to be over-familiar!)

brandi said...

THe trick to kissing/snorgling/nose beeping a bunny is to *act* crazy as a loon, sing random silly made-up songs, and shake your head and hop about in a squirrely rendition of a bunny dance. While the bunny is trying to figure you out, you swoop in for the sneak attack. You gotta make it super quick, like Bugs Bunny in a cartoon giving a kiss to Elmer Fudd or some other tyrant, and then do your getaway by way of your best binky imitation (careful not foot-flick by accident).
This will leave the stunned rabbit staring after you, too overwhelmed by lunacy, wondering what the Fargin Schnitt just happened.
Remember, rabbits tolerate human insanity. So give your best Bugs Bunny/Woody Woodpecker impression and you will always be able to manhandle a bunny with love without the painful consequences (thumping, biting, boxing, scratching).
This will even work on a Jack the Ripper (I think this was what Jane was hinting at) here.

Auntie Jane (It is official!) said...

No, Brandi, it wasn't a hint. I really couldn't remember. I love your strategy. In many a challenging situation, I have asked myself, "What would Bozo the Clown do?" But, I don't want to encourage you or Fleetie to ever underestimate to power of Snorgle Worgle Worgle Worgles In His Belly Fur, straight ahead, full on SWWWS IHBF. There is a time for strategy and a time for boldness.

Rabbits' Guy said...

There are old snorglers and bold snorglers .. there are no .... oh, you get it. WTH - live on the edge.

almtsbb said...

I really don't think Jack is a Hotot. I think he is a white bunny, who's fur has been singed by the disapproval flashing from his eyes and crackling between his ears.

Fleetie said...

I guess we must have done something to deserve a whole weekend of such searing Disapproval.

I notice we never did hear back about the cilantro and tooth-purring, or the SWWWs IHBF. Maybe it got ugly.

Presumably Jack does still have some hoomins that he has allowed to survive, to perform BunChores.

As for the rest of us, who are not useful to him, and who are mere hoomins, well... It's not looking good.

Auntie Jane (It is official!) said...

Fleetie, I think it was just plain rude to put you through this on a Monday, but you are correct in that we haven't heard any hoomin, even a shelter volunteer speak up for Jack. You know the in denial/Stockholm syndrome type stuff about their bunny really being such a sweetie. It's disturbing. Everything about Jack is disturbing, but I still believe in SWWWs IHBF. Yes, I do.

Fleetie said...

Jane, actually, Monday is deferred by a day this week. I've been on holiday from work from Thursday to today inclusive.

So my Monday happens tomorrow.

So I will be growling and Disapproving and complaining and grouching tomorrow. And I may even give The Bunny Butt and foot-flick as well, even though I am a a hoomin!!!

I am already pre-Disapproving-Of tomorrow morning getting-up time!

As for Jack, I still know bunnies are the cutest and best creatures around, and I still have the urge to SWWW IHBF many bunnies! Maybe this photo of Jack was taken on a Monday!

Brigid said...

"So yous thinks we's goily, huh?"

bunnits said...

Yikes! Run away! Run away!
(but really cute)

WLBC said...

Wow, that look scares me and I'm just looking at it on a pc . . . nice pic.