All disapproval, all the time.
Disapproved of by
Marley is clearly more than capable, if he so chooses, of casting a black cloud over any stoopid hoomin's day.He Disapproves Of the fact that on sunny days, there are loads of hoomins spoiling the fields, meadows and grass spaces. Hoomins, trampling and squashing the grass and dandelions. This Will Not Do.Marley plans to Dig Holes In the grass. Deep holes. And then cover up the tops with grass and turf. And then he will settle down at the edge of the field to watch the stoopid hoomins fall all the way down!He will *THUMP!* with mirth at the demise of each and every one! And then, if he feels like it, he will hop up to the edge of each hole, and poop down into it! And then *THUMP!* with mirth again!
... and if the hoomin tries to come out, Marley will jump on his head and do unpostable things to it. Like on that '10 Reasons Bunnies are ...' unpostable video.
Ha ha ha! Serve the stoopid hoomin right!
aww Marley, can you not spare a few days off for us pitiful humans
good job I don't go in fields then!
What a party pooper. Lighten up Marley. Try meditation.
Yep, Marley reserves, and will exercise, the right to poop at any and all parties thrown by hoomins, including, but not limited to:BirthdaysWeddingsDivorcesWakesBar MitzvahsGraduationsPromsSocial (play music, drink, get wasted) partiesHousewarmingsChristmasBusiness / Company "Do"sIn fact:If your party needs a-poopingJust call Renta-Marleyetc.(Apols to "Rentaghost")
Right, Fleetie. And just to show that Marley is an equal opportunity pooper and holds no prejudice or bias based on country of origin, creed, religion, gender, age, disability, or religion, she will be happy to poop on all secular, religious, and bank holidays at a discount. Active military, veterans of foreign wars, senior, and group discounts available. Marley poops on Easter for free.
But didn't your namesake say something about the good times of today being the sad thoughts of tomorrow?
Marley wishes reprimand hoomins in a paraphrased song: "You'd better worry about everything, 'cuz no little thing will be all right"
Janet : I knew your lyric quote reminded me of a song last night, but I was tired, so soon gave up trying to make the connection.This morning, the penny dropped straight away. I see what you did there, now!But I'm still a stoopid hoomin! *THUMP!*Ouch! Marley! Ooof! (Staggers off, clutching head....)
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