Wednesday, April 17, 2013

Benzo

Let's just skip to the part where you
apologize for your very existence.

Thanks, Melissa!

17 comments:

brandi said...

Benzo might need some benzos. He is a weeeeeeee bit high strung...typical lionhead! Two inches tall, two pounds soaking wet, floofy as a dandelion gone to seed, but they all think they are ten feet tall and bulletproof.
My lionhead girl is named Meany. There is a good reason for it, too. She is MEAN!!!! And an F.I. She does what the hell she wants when she wants any damned way she wants it done.
I talk a lot of trash, but Benzo TERRIFIES me!!

Auntie Jane (It is official!) said...

F.I.? Honest, Brandi, I don't know what it means. Fun individual? By the way, I am not going to apologize to a bunny that looks as though his nose is permanently stuck to a pane of glass, just not going to happen.

janet2buns said...

Auntie Jane, I'm confuzzled too. I looked up F.I. in my usual coolness tool (Urban Dictionary) and came up with nothing. Brandi, we're too stoopid, we need a clue.

And Benzo's little nose DOES look like it's stuck on a pane of glass.

Ijon Tichy the Nth said...

Well, I have a feeling apologies will not be accepted anyway. Bribes might though, fresh nutriberries anyone?

I'm sure Fleetie will figure out F.I. He'll whip up a clever cruncher in C and the mystery will be history. OK, I'll stop now. ;-)

Furbeast said...

Four previous comments and nary an apology in sight.

If we don't hear from y'all for a while, we'll just assume you are busy replacing your computer cords...telephone cords...tv cords...and trying to reconnect everything in the dark because you forgot to buy new lamp cords.

Pepper said...

Oh Benzo I am so very very sorry. Is there any chance you'd allow me to remove myself from your eyesight with my blood still in my body?

I love Brandis description of Lionheads. My fella thinks he is ten feet tall and the boss of the world too, but he's not mean - he's all about the lovin!

I am also dying to know what FI stands for. Feisty Individual?

speedyrabbit said...

now that's what we come to expect from a lionhead ROARRRRRRRRRRRR!

Corbie said...

You know, I'm not a 'squeeeee-er", but this little guy? Made me squee. So much foof. So much cute. So much disapproval.

Rabbits' Guy said...

The Dark Side of Diva Zoey!

brandi said...
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brandi said...

F. I. is a very technical term used by U.S. Army soldiers.
F&*%@&$ Individual.
F.I. is a negative term for someone who does something their own way, instead of the Army way. Notice I did not say RIGHT way...
There is the RIGHT way, the WRONG way, and the ARMY way.
My husband used to tell my boys when they would forget to do something like take out the trash or let the dogs out, or not do their schoolwork "so I guess you're gonna be an F.I. today..." meaning, "I guess you're gonna do what the hell you want, when you want, any damned way you want..."
That is my Meany Girl. And she is FAST, tricksy, grunty, and bitey. So she gets away with it all. AND thumps at us ALL THE TIME. We have had her since she was a wee widdle babeh bunneh, too.
Benzo here has the same attitude. Lionheads are just not very politic in their disgust for humanity. If they could spit, they would shower us with disapproval constantly.
They are Imperialistic little Meanies!@!!!

Isaac, Emily, and Laura said...

Could Brandi have meant F1, as in a tornado? Just thinking out loud here. I've never met a lionhead in person, but if Benzo is typical of the breed, clearly I need to approach crawling on my stomach and begging forgiveness for my very existence!

Also, word verification? "euffail," as in "you fail"! How appropriate, Benzo -- yes, I have failed!

Fleetie said...

This little fluffster does seem to contain an awful lot of grumpeh.

No, I wasn't able to work out what "FI" stood for, cos I'm a stoopid hoomin,

Benzo could obviously work it out, but then he'd've *THUMP!*ed Brandi in the face, most likely!

And I bet that when Benzo fires up his internal Bun de Graaff generator, sparks fly! Woe betide any hoomin that comes within range (like at least 10 feet, I reckon!)

Plantgrrl said...

LOL. I don't know I've had 3 Lionheads and only one matches that personality description. Leading to our "house" phrase "Hate, hate, hate like a baby Kate."

But the other two were super sweet, sometimes dopey, but also mischievous.

Auntie Jane (It is official!) said...

So, Brandi, I was close, huh?

Melissa said...

Apologizing is futile. This deceivingly floofeh bunny is ferocious. Think monte python killer bunneh.

Katherine Devonshire said...

Who pissed off Benzo?!?