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Wednesday, March 06, 2013
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Hello World. Hello. Hello? HELLOOOO! Is anybody out there? Hello? This isn't funny. Helloooo? Hmmm - where is everybody. HELLOOO?
"I'm sorry but we've just abolished the internet. The good news is that we're working on an alternative, the Bunnynet. The bad news: hoomins won't be allowed to go there. Well, actually, that's good news. For us."
Well, it's not like we can't put notes in bottles and toss them into the waves. What is everyone so upset about?
"*THUMP!*And you didn't seriously think of surfing before doing your BunChores, did you, hoomin?!
Off you go! Shoo! Shoo! Those BunChores aren't going to do themselves! And when you finish, it's off to the shops with you! Extra-fine hay! Perfect carrots! A selection of the finest salad greens! Craisins!
Don't forget anything! Now off with you! BunChores! *THUMP!*"
Whoa Dang!
Between Toasty today and Dougs yesterday, there seems to be an anti-hoomin intehwebs trend. Take over. SOPA? No. ROPA. Rabbits Online Piracy Act.
Machines becoming self-aware, zombies, space aliens, global thermal nuclear war, religious right-wing zealots, acid rain, global warming, cockroaches, super viruses, gang wars, crack, meth, jihad, and the discontinuation of the Twinkie. All these horrible apocalyptic eschatological heralds of the END TIMES and their theoretical, hypothetical, conspiratorial scenarios do not scare me. Bring it on! Smith & Wesson & Jesus are all I need. Let's Party.
BUT NOW I see the future clearly and the Book of Revelations makes sense to me suddenly.
Oh the horror! Rabbits ARE going to eradicate the human race!
"This is the end
Beautiful friend
This is the end
My only friend, the end
Of our elaborate plans, the end
Of everything that stands, the end
No safety or surprise, the end
I'll never look into your eyes...again"
... sigh. One of them is bound to find the right formula. The master bun alchemist will be able to turn us into dandelions and carrots. Best we could do if fantasize about freezing things in carbonite.
hehehe....sorry its just this is so funny
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