Static charge 10%.
Now to wait for her to pet me.
Thanks, Melissa!
Wednesday, March 13, 2013
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15 comments:
Bun-de-Graaff generator Marshmallow's hoomin is in for the shock of her life when she pets Marshmallow!
Sparks will crackle and snap from Marshmallow's eartips and other extremities to the hoomin's fingers, whereupon the hapless hoomin will sppear as a cartoon-style skeleton figure, with the bones showing through the glowing white skin!
BZZZZZZTTT! BZZZZZ-BZZZZZ-BZZZZZZZT!
The hoomin will be thrown this way and that, emitting strangulated screeching noises!
No-one messes with Marshmallow!
^ Appear
This is why I don't put 'em in my hot chocolate.
Cooper does that to me all the time! I pet him twice and I'm supercharged... all the bunny fur in a ten mile radius sticks to my eyelashes and gets in my eyes for hours ... the crackling and sizzling of my extremeties is nothing compared to torture of having rabbit fur in my eyeballs!
I don't mind Marshmallow I store static like a battery then when I touch another human they get a super big Zap more fun for you to watch
The bunny version of picachu. Deadleh but cute enough touch regardless of certain risk of shock.
Yes, Melissa! PicaBun! What battles we would have won if Marshmallow had fought for us! Now that I'm older, and realize what exactly was going on ... the whole concept of trapping things in small balls and making them fight for you until they "faint" is quite disturbing ...
Sweet Lord, rabbits make me nuts. They are so perfect. The floofy ones just slay me.
I know this sounds a bit odd, but you know how you try to roast that "perfect" marshmallow over the fire? This is it!!! It should look just like, well, like Marshmallow!
Electrifying, aren't we?! =;)8
As hoomin beans, we live to serve. If Marshmallow decides that we should be electrocuted for her amusement, so be it. We should be proud to lay down our lives for her sake.
I want to see what the rest of Marshmallow looks like!!! Is there just a teeny tiny little bunny bum behind that big, fuzzy Wizard of Oz head??? Marshmallow, you precious little sweetie!!!
Is lovely Marshmallow an English Angora?? Woot woot! My favorite breed.
No, he is a lionhead and his real name is benzo, named for the way you feel most relaxed and content after rubbing his fuzzy cheeks. Marshmallow is his nickname for being white and floofy, and ocassionally electrifying.
Benzodiazapine? Good pharmacological reference! I had to look that one up as that particular colloquialism has not made it over to my side of the pond yet.
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