That ebil Snowshoe Hare has invaded Spring!!! I would plan a Shock and Awe Easter Offensive, Codename: Operation Mad March Hare, or Little Bunny Foo Foo, or Bombing Down the Bunny Trail...you know, something catchy. I am afraid that as a stoopid hoomin, the only thing I can do to contribute to The Cause is come up with codenames for missions. Even if I were Patton, it would not matter. The world of Lagormorphs have greater military strategists than our species can ever produce. If Kiki the Ebil Snowshoe Hare (and doesn't she JUST look like a cutie patootie snowshoe hare???) wants to steal Spring, what else can we do but kowtow and freeze our butts off? BUT we can bop her nose button til SUMMER!!!!!
I don't know how to tell this little beauty that she is a harbinger of Spring in almost every known culture. A symbol of springtime cannot keep Spring to herself. I was going to suggest someone else tell her. But it seemed unseemly. I guess it will just have to be our little secret. Yes, our little secret.
Auntie Jane ... I think she knows and does not care at all ... She is taking Spring back from us, and if we don't come up with some good groveling and treats, she's keeping Summer and Fall too! We get Winter straight through to next Winter ...
6Bs and Fleetie, I agree there is a certain direness about all this, but I for one will always believe that the little charmer has only tossed out this ultimatum so Fleetie will give her SWWWs IHBF. I believe her to be a bit of a tease, but she has tossed it, and the snorgling must begin.
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thats ok winter has already come back!hehehe
That ebil Snowshoe Hare has invaded Spring!!!
I would plan a Shock and Awe Easter Offensive, Codename: Operation Mad March Hare, or Little Bunny Foo Foo, or Bombing Down the Bunny Trail...you know, something catchy.
I am afraid that as a stoopid hoomin, the only thing I can do to contribute to The Cause is come up with codenames for missions. Even if I were Patton, it would not matter. The world of Lagormorphs have greater military strategists than our species can ever produce. If Kiki the Ebil Snowshoe Hare (and doesn't she JUST look like a cutie patootie snowshoe hare???) wants to steal Spring, what else can we do but kowtow and freeze our butts off?
BUT we can bop her nose button til SUMMER!!!!!
I know this - somebunny is for sure!
Now I know why it was so cold and cloudy all day.
It's Daylight Saving. I was told to spring forward. So I did. At your jugular.
I don't know how to tell this little beauty that she is a harbinger of Spring in almost every known culture. A symbol of springtime cannot keep Spring to herself. I was going to suggest someone else tell her. But it seemed unseemly. I guess it will just have to be our little secret. Yes, our little secret.
Auntie Jane ... I think she knows and does not care at all ... She is taking Spring back from us, and if we don't come up with some good groveling and treats, she's keeping Summer and Fall too! We get Winter straight through to next Winter ...
And we can FORGET about Easter eggs! *THUMP!*
6Bs and Fleetie, I agree there is a certain direness about all this, but I for one will always believe that the little charmer has only tossed out this ultimatum so Fleetie will give her SWWWs IHBF. I believe her to be a bit of a tease, but she has tossed it, and the snorgling must begin.
Hmmm! I really have a hard time believing that rabbits approve of SWWWs ITBF!
Fleetie, trust me.
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