Brandi and Ijon, I think you could home in for a smooch without too much danger, Jonas is normally not aversive to that. My fault really for carelessly straying into a focused beam of disapproval, sharp as a laser beam. "Do not stare into beam with remaining dignity".
GrandRabbit: I like the allusion to the famous "Do not stare into beam with remaining eye!"!
His Honour Justice Jonas has heard the evidence against us and, well, he has decided that there's not really any point allowing the Defence to put their case. He will rule summarily that we are GUILTY! and sentence us to something VERY HARSH, like a spell of hard labour doing BunChores non-stop and while being Disapproved Of by himself!
And Judge Jonas really can Disapprove! Look at that mouf!
Finally, where is the "Most Extreme" tag on this entry?
Yeah Fleetie, Jonas has really streamlined the judgmental process here. Just straight to the GUILTY!! and only community service sentences. I now have to do more hours in service every week then there are hours available. Not his problem, says the judge. Just buy another watch and learn to multitask!
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OMG! Aint that the truth. But of course us humans have done SOMETING!
Love it!
Els
If I am already guilty, I am going in for a smooch and a nose beep!!!!!
SUICIDE SMOOCHER!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Now we know what -- or who -- felled poor Maybelline!
Judge and buncutioner in one. Yeah, may as well go out in a blaze of disapproval ;-) I'm in for the smooch as well!
Brandi and Ijon, I think you could home in for a smooch without too much danger, Jonas is normally not aversive to that.
My fault really for carelessly straying into a focused beam of disapproval, sharp as a laser beam.
"Do not stare into beam with remaining dignity".
Put a judicial robe on that judge!
Just don't give him a gavel, that stare is deadly enough!
That is one mountain of a bun! I seriously would not want to trim his toenails! (But, I sure would risk snuggling that Sweetie!)
Court costs?
GrandRabbit: I like the allusion to the famous "Do not stare into beam with remaining eye!"!
His Honour Justice Jonas has heard the evidence against us and, well, he has decided that there's not really any point allowing the Defence to put their case. He will rule summarily that we are GUILTY! and sentence us to something VERY HARSH, like a spell of hard labour doing BunChores non-stop and while being Disapproved Of by himself!
And Judge Jonas really can Disapprove! Look at that mouf!
Finally, where is the "Most Extreme" tag on this entry?
the glare of justice is blinding!
I am totally willing to pay off in carrots to win over that cute bun!
... you can feel the punishment, but can't commit the crime. Sigh... ;-)
Yeah Fleetie, Jonas has really streamlined the judgmental process here. Just straight to the GUILTY!! and only community service sentences. I now have to do more hours in service every week then there are hours available.
Not his problem, says the judge. Just buy another watch and learn to multitask!
Cheddar33, your little bunn just might haul you in to Jonas' court over that hat. I'd be careful, if I were you.
There is no point wasting the bunpayer's money with having to listen to the hoomin's lame excuses. We are guilty of all charges! THUMP!
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