And the rabbit shall lay down
with the tiger and bear.
And humanity shall be well and truly screwed.
Thanks, Ami!
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25 comments:
I love a biblical, apocalyptic doomsayer rabbit. I feel all "MmM HmmMMMmm, Take THAT, human (disg)race!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I know that I am human, and perhaps I should show some sympathy for my species. I would, if my species would not make it so damned difficult.
Calm down Brandi- it is just a stupid stuffed bear and lion and big-eared rabbit ..-.. ouch, ouch, stop that, stop that, ..-.. ouch ...
Hey Brandi, "take your protein pills and put your helmet on." Apparently RG failed to do so; yet another human failure.... *SIGH*
In any bear, rabbit, tiger trifecta, the rabbit will be in charge. This much is clear.
Looks like Bowie got them where he(?) wants them ;-) And us of course.
Brandi, it's okay to abandon your species, just say it, "Planet Earth is blue and there's nothing I can do"... except SERVE the RABBITS.
Just as god intended Bunnies rule the world!
I guess RG got his. That way he'll learn...the sky is blue and there is nothing I (we) can do...except serve the bunnies...
doh...dangit...
PLANET EARTH IS BLUE....
well said, brandi, well said!
I can't believe there is still fringe on that rug ... something is wrong, very wrong!
.. and humanity can get stuffed.
Look, you all, it is very clear we as humans need to lie down with the bear, and the bunny, and the tiger - a beautiful symbol of the peaceful kingdom. RG, everything would have been fine if you had just laid down your broom with you.
Is Bowie the leader of The Rabbits From Mars?
Does he lead a force of Rabbits that have been watching us from afar for many years?
"The chances of anybun approving from Mars are a million to one, they said!"
And will the marauding rabbits ultimately fall victim to... hoomin stoopidity?!
I think not! Rabbits are not vulnerable to becoming stoopid like hoomins!
Those are some mighty long front legs that Bowie has! If those are his front legs, how big and powerful must his BACK legs be?!
Where are we now?
The moment you know,
You know, you know.
Twenty thousand people,
Cross Bunebrücke.
Fingers are crossed,
Just in case.
As long as there’s sun.
As long as there’s rain.
As long as there’s bun.
Ijon, timely Bowie lyric, as the bunny Bowie is almost as old as David in rabbit years (around 12.5). He currently disapproves of Earth's gravity (weak hind legs) and I believe he may be harboring thoughts of a return to Mars gravity and alien rabbit schemes to annihilate the very disappointing Homo sapiens species. So of course I strive to improve my SERVICE!
Ami, Bowie, is a superb bunn. I am very sorry to hear about the Earth gravity issue, but it is about time we got some real excitement out of that Mars rover thingy. Thanks for being good to a bunn, even one from outer space.
Rabbits and tigers and bears, oh my! Rabbits and tigers and bears!
12.5!! Wow, we are honored by Bowie's presence on DR! He is one of the elderbunns, a most respected group of bunnies! I sure hope his golden years are enjoyable for him and I'm glad to know he has a good servant! He is so gorgeous!
@threejack3 Bowie indeed has an aura of distinction and wisdom around him. Many snurgles to him. I'm so happy for him and sad at the same time, I hate the gravity thing. Glad he's enjoying his life as much as he can.
"And the rabbit will lie down with the bear...."
I believe this is from Deuteronbunny, 21:3. And so it is written. And so it shall be DONE!
@J2b, yes, the passage is taken from the Bunble.
Ah! So Bowie is a member of The Elderbun Council.
This is a great and esteemed institution, which forms Rabbit Policy, and advises buns on the wisest courses of action when the buns seek such advice.
as well as being a serving Elderbun Council member, I am sure that by now, Bowie has his hoomin very well-trained.
@Furbeast: Bunble is going to be my new extremely cutesy and excruciatingly nauseating nickname for my Pearl to disapprove of.
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