All disapproval, all the time.
Disapproved of by
Tekla calls 1-800-DISAPPROVAL . . ."Thank-you for calling Dial-a-Disapproval. For Disapprovals of hoomins, press 1. To report hoomin stoopidity for central logging and monitoring, press 2. To speak to a Disapproval Operative about something else, press 3.1Thank-you for your call. Your call is held in a queue and will be answered shortly. Please be assured that your Disapproval is important to us, and we will answer your call as soon as pos-Hello, how may I help you today?"It's my hoomin! She didn't bring me breakfast on time. She was 3 minutes late! THUMP! And when she did, the veggies were wilting!"Oh dear, I am sorry to hear that. We know you can Disapprove Of your hoomin yourself, but this sounds serious, and I think we need to send out a member of our Disapproval Squad to make sure that your hoomin doesn't do this again. If you can just give me your name and address? ... ..."Oh dear! Tekla's hoomin had better watch out! There's incoming DISAPPROVAL!
Hehehe I wonder if it will be via magic closet Fleetie
Fleetie pretty well nails it ...
I dunno Fleetie, how soon can the Disapproval Squad be dispatched? Maybe Tekla should call 9-Bun-Bun for an emergency disapproval. In situations such as this, every second counts.
Furbeast, that one deserves a serious double groan.
Let's go for a triple. Shouldn't that little hipster be using one of Ijon's I-Whatevers?
That hair lloooove that hair!
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