LOLZ to fragile on Mondays! Smudge says us fragile, frail humans need to just change our weekend diapers, wipe and powder our hineys and just deal with Mondays! One day closer to Friday!
Smudge the Ankle Biting Disapproving Summ-umm-uh-gun
Well, the Texans I've talked to have said that wearing tall boots will only result in dying with your boots on. In spite of cultural stereotypes, this seemed of little comfort.
Oh, 6Bs, I don't mean to be impatient, unkind or patronizing here, however, EVERYONE knows from your own testimony that the protective properties, or lack there of, of your boots would never even come into play in your case. You couldn't keep yourself from swooping in for a snorgle. You cannot resist the bunnehs. We are all very fond of you and suffer greatly at the thought of what this lack impulse control is likely to lead to someday.
Well then Ladies and Gentlemen I surgest that if you want to indulge in this impulse of snorgling bunnies Just pay Speedy a visit he dosen't bite and enjoys a snorgle and when he is disapproving he is very loving with it
Of course Speedy is! He's a big white bun! They tolerate hoomins quite nicely! :) Does Speedy lean into you when you hold him and tuck his little sweet face under your chin? I've picked up so many big white bunns and they all seem to do this. Like they are trusting us...
If a bun is out in the open or in a corner ... I will risk life and limb to snorgle ... but a bun backed up in a fortress of solitude ... nope ... the horror ... Do you know they would catch your hand and drag you in there and then I have no idea what would happen because nobody has lived but I can only imagine it is so horrifying the hoomin died mentally long before the bunny had mercy on him or her and put "it" out of its misery ...
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...Something grumpeh this way comes!
But seriously now, is it REALLY appropriate to put up such fierce, harsh Disapproval on a Monday?!
I feel fragile on Mondays! I disapprove of Mondays!
Smudge is a Powerful Disapprover indeed!
I agree with Fleetie, that is a bit much for a Monday ... wow ...
I know the consequences, but that amount of cuteness AND disapproval together confuses me and I just want to hug that bunneh ...
LOLZ to fragile on Mondays!
Smudge says us fragile, frail humans need to just change our weekend diapers, wipe and powder our hineys and just deal with Mondays! One day closer to Friday!
Smudge the Ankle Biting Disapproving Summ-umm-uh-gun
To hug the bunneh you must get down on the floor and reach into the chair fort. Do you dare?
We've transitioned from disapproving to downright pissed off. That is the angriest bunny I think I've ever seen!
We've got one of those. Not THAT upset though. Wear tall boots.
Well, the Texans I've talked to have said that wearing tall boots will only result in dying with your boots on. In spite of cultural stereotypes, this seemed of little comfort.
I'm from Texas and I own snake bite proof boots ... and I can guarantee you they would be no match for that bunneh!
I'm pretty sure the bite pressure of a bunneh is one of the unknown mysteries of the universe ... because we can't measure that high!
Oh, 6Bs, I don't mean to be impatient, unkind or patronizing here, however, EVERYONE knows from your own testimony that the protective properties, or lack there of, of your boots would never even come into play in your case. You couldn't keep yourself from swooping in for a snorgle. You cannot resist the bunnehs. We are all very fond of you and suffer greatly at the thought of what this lack impulse control is likely to lead to someday.
Well then Ladies and Gentlemen I surgest that if you want to indulge in this impulse of snorgling bunnies Just pay Speedy a visit he dosen't bite and enjoys a snorgle and when he is disapproving he is very loving with it
Of course Speedy is! He's a big white bun! They tolerate hoomins quite nicely! :) Does Speedy lean into you when you hold him and tuck his little sweet face under your chin? I've picked up so many big white bunns and they all seem to do this. Like they are trusting us...
Hey ... even I don't reach in anywhere to get a bunneh ... That is a fate worse than slow death...
If a bun is out in the open or in a corner ... I will risk life and limb to snorgle ... but a bun backed up in a fortress of solitude ... nope ... the horror ... Do you know they would catch your hand and drag you in there and then I have no idea what would happen because nobody has lived but I can only imagine it is so horrifying the hoomin died mentally long before the bunny had mercy on him or her and put "it" out of its misery ...
Come on, 6Bs. You know you'd reach anywhere for a bunn. Anyway, we know you would.
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