Disappointed that hoomanity failed to end as scheduled, the bunns take matters into their own paws. Hoomins will have to run the ear thwacking gauntlet!
Happy Rabbit: General, you go down there. General Custer: You're advising me to go into the Coulee? Happy Rabbit: Yes sir. General Custer: There are no LAGOMORPHS there, I suppose. Happy Rabbit: I didn't say that. There are thousands of LAGOMORPHS down there. And when they get done with you, there won't be nothing left but a greasy stain. This ain't the Washita River, General, and them ain't helpless Does and KITS waiting for you. They're RABBIT brave, and HARES. You go down there, General, if you've got the nerve. General Custer: Still trying to outsmart me, aren't you, BUNNY RABBIT. You want me to think that you don't want me to go down there, but the subtle truth is you really *don't* want me to go down there!
"Like a bridge over troubled waters, I will lay me down..." Hapy (with one "p") is the name of the ancient Egyptian deity who represents the fertile inundation of the Nile. This bunn knows his rivers for sure, but humans are very good at demonstrating that with great difficulty it is possible to cross the same river twice.
Ditto to what 6Bs said. The Rubuncon certainly deserves an honorable mention. Your father must be really proud of you, Fleetie. Oh, and just so everyone is clear on this, our shelter features bunns who will tell you you are intelligent, if you adopt them - the alpha and omega of bean intelligence.
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Yes ~ General Happy!
Disappointed that hoomanity failed to end as scheduled, the bunns take matters into their own paws. Hoomins will have to run the ear thwacking gauntlet!
Field Marshal Hoomin: What can you see?
General Hoomin Jr.: Nothing. But they're going to try a river assault.
Field Marshal Hoomin: It will fail.
General Hoomin Jr.: Of course. But what do we do if it doesn't?
We're surrounded. They've got placements everywhere. Maybe we could get them to march on Washington?
Highy trained bunns were deployed to households all over the world to gather intelligence. Except they couldn't find any.
Happy Rabbit: General, you go down there.
General Custer: You're advising me to go into the Coulee?
Happy Rabbit: Yes sir.
General Custer: There are no LAGOMORPHS there, I suppose.
Happy Rabbit: I didn't say that. There are thousands of LAGOMORPHS down there. And when they get done with you, there won't be nothing left but a greasy stain. This ain't the Washita River, General, and them ain't helpless Does and KITS waiting for you. They're RABBIT brave, and HARES. You go down there, General, if you've got the nerve.
General Custer: Still trying to outsmart me, aren't you, BUNNY RABBIT. You want me to think that you don't want me to go down there, but the subtle truth is you really *don't* want me to go down there!
SO much cinema is translatable into Lagomorpha!
Little Big Buck, the story of a small cottontail raised by rabbits with a hare sized bravery...
"Like a bridge over troubled waters, I will lay me down..." Hapy (with one "p") is the name of the ancient Egyptian deity who represents the fertile inundation of the Nile. This bunn knows his rivers for sure, but humans are very good at demonstrating that with great difficulty it is possible to cross the same river twice.
Not if that river is the Rubuncon.
oh well just do as happy say's we will in the end anyway ,buns are to smart for us
Very, very fond of this...nothing happening here, oh, something inconsequential might happen, and then a question gets asked...
Furbeast ... you made me laugh! Thanks! not that you ALL don't add life to my day, but that particular comment threw me! Bwahahahaha!
Ditto to what 6Bs said. The Rubuncon certainly deserves an honorable mention. Your father must be really proud of you, Fleetie. Oh, and just so everyone is clear on this, our shelter features bunns who will tell you you are intelligent, if you adopt them - the alpha and omega of bean intelligence.
Oh, oh, and "Little Big Buck!"
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