Friday, June 29, 2012


Oh don't mind me. I'm just over
here. Silently judging you.

Thanks, Katja!

Thursday, June 28, 2012

Bonaparte and Buffy

And suddenly, "disturbed"
takes on a whole new meaning.

Thanks, Alison!

Wednesday, June 27, 2012


Oh, I didn't see you there.
And I will continue to not see you there.

Thanks, Robby!

Tuesday, June 26, 2012


It buuuuuuuuurns...

Thanks, Art!

Monday, June 25, 2012

Hoppy Hour

Friday, June 22, 2012

Keating McTousle

Your summer weekends
have been cancelled, due to
lack of interest on my part.

Thanks, Paula!

Thursday, June 21, 2012

Fat Pants

Thursday. Thor's day.
And I will land on you 
like a hammer.

Thanks, Nicolette!

Wednesday, June 20, 2012


You're going to need these;
it's time for your review.

Thanks, Robin!

Tuesday, June 19, 2012


I don't know what you're doing,
I'm just sure you're doing it wrong.

Thanks, Leslie!

Monday, June 18, 2012


"Fell, pushed..." the point is
you're out of bed now. Breakfast.

Thanks, Lisa!

Friday, June 15, 2012


A bun made of nothing but the
components needed to glower at you.

Thanks, Tasha!

Thursday, June 14, 2012


Thanks, Amanda!

Wednesday, June 13, 2012


Two completely unrelated questions:

Where are the matches and 
how much insurance do you have?

Thanks, Elizabeth!

Tuesday, June 12, 2012


Yeesssss... it's all proceeding
according to plan.

Thanks, Maria!

Monday, June 11, 2012


I'm sorry you came home
from a hard day's work.
I mean, I'm sorry you came home.

Thanks, Miwako!

Saturday, June 09, 2012

Guard rabbit

We don't usually post ads on DR (and believe me, we're not getting any payment for this) but this bunny-centric one was too good to pass up. 

Thursday, June 07, 2012



Thanks, Matt!

Wednesday, June 06, 2012


Thanks, Kevin!

Tuesday, June 05, 2012


If I had a dime for every dumb
thing you did, I'd put them
in a sack and drop it on you.

Thanks, Gary and Wendy!

Monday, June 04, 2012


The only thing I know is
that you know nothing.

Thanks, Erin!

Friday, June 01, 2012


I can't help but notice you have a bowl
of bananas that I was not informed about.

Thanks, Rachel!