I'm sure if the hoomins know what is good for them, they have saved a few unsmooshed, unsquooshed and unjellefied cranberries for Dougal's Thanksgiving salad.
Dougal I put them in my Christmas cake but don't worry there's plenty left over for you plus I can always buy some more,xx Rachel Speedy's mum hehehehehe!
Using up ALL of the cranberries is a schoolboy error!
Only unlike what used to happen at school, this time the punishment will be far worse!
Firstly, Dougal will approach the offending hoomin, put his bunny face next to the (UGH! What a sight!) offending hoomin's face, and then SHAKE HIS HEAD VIOLENTLY, so that those long bunny ears go THWACK!THWACK!THWACK!THWACK! hard against the hoomin's face! "That'll teach you, HOOMIN!!!".
Dougal!! Great Rabbit in the Sky, but he's a cutie...he looks like a stuffed, plushie toy, just begging to be hugged. Yes, I know he'd disapprove of that, but still. :)
Hoppy T-Day to all rabbits and all rabbit-slave and rabbit-minions. :D
By the way, I'd like to add that scrolling back through this parade of DR bunnies makes me feel really grateful. What a stellar collection of bunns. I thank them and theirs so much.
Yes, what, Fleetie? Yes, J2B is a hoomin bean? Yes, what can they be expected to know? Yes, they are both totally acceptable words? Or, yes, "ear-thwacking" will be considered best practice for all future time? Or, yes, please, please, please bring on the ear-thwacking?
Ah, I knew I could trust Fleetie to provide the correct answer(s)! And I'm sure the answer to the question "Do the bunnies need more treats?" is also "yes".
And I'm sure ear-thwackings are best practice for all and sundry situations.
I don't want an ear thwacking from Dougal. His ears might rupture an eardrum at best and at worst might crack my skull. I think a Netherlands Dwarf Ear Thwacking would be tolerable. And kinda fun.
TN, I think this one looks like Dougal at a book signing. He has just looked up and is enquiring about what name to use. Sort of a, " And you are?" picture. I'd love to have even the picture autographed. Chewing on the edge of a photograph is always very personal.
Just wanna say thanks for bringing quality disapproval to the interwebz. Your pages have been my daily dose of motivation for more than a year now. The buns you put on remind me of my worthiness to be disapproved of and thus continue to live on. Also my bun lord wishes to say that she is aspired to rule her kingdom with an iron paw.
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Swoons...!
The cranberries have done been smooshed, squooshed, and jelliefied. The way nature intended!
I smoosh you, Dougal! xoxo gobbuh gobbuh gobble!
I'm sure if the hoomins know what is good for them, they have saved a few unsmooshed, unsquooshed and unjellefied cranberries for Dougal's Thanksgiving salad.
Dougal I put them in my Christmas cake but don't worry there's plenty left over for you plus I can always buy some more,xx Rachel Speedy's mum
hehehehehe!
Shameful. But they were good smooshed, squooshed, and jellified!
A Happy Thanksgiving to Dougal and Dougal's.
Oh Em Gee!
Using up ALL of the cranberries is a schoolboy error!
Only unlike what used to happen at school, this time the punishment will be far worse!
Firstly, Dougal will approach the offending hoomin, put his bunny face next to the (UGH! What a sight!) offending hoomin's face, and then SHAKE HIS HEAD VIOLENTLY, so that those long bunny ears go THWACK!THWACK!THWACK!THWACK! hard against the hoomin's face! "That'll teach you, HOOMIN!!!".
Earwhippings for the hoomins!
For heavens sake, *don't* glaze those carrots. They will be ruined. Just pass them over here and I will deal with them.
Dougal!! Great Rabbit in the Sky, but he's a cutie...he looks like a stuffed, plushie toy, just begging to be hugged. Yes, I know he'd disapprove of that, but still. :)
Hoppy T-Day to all rabbits and all rabbit-slave and rabbit-minions. :D
He is growing up so handsome!
To be flagellated by Dougal's ears would be a just and fitting penance for our hoomin stoopidity.
"Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem."
THWACK!
Oh, I'd LOVE an ear-thwacking! That would be an honor and a complete delight! Where do I sign up?
So would I!
(But don't tell Dougal that! Or he won't give us one!)
What am I saying?! We couldn't outwit Dougal! We are hoomins! Duuuhhh!!!
Oh, my ears and whiskers! and Dougal does have good sets of both.
... so Dougal, how was the pumpkin? And yeah, hoomins will ruin everything, that's what we usually do unsupervised and un-disapproved of ;-)
By the way, I'd like to add that scrolling back through this parade of DR bunnies makes me feel really grateful. What a stellar collection of bunns. I thank them and theirs so much.
@Anon: Hear Hear!!
Is "flagellated" even a word? Isn't it supposed to be "flogged"? I'm just a hoomin bean, what do I know?
Yes.
Yes, what, Fleetie? Yes, J2B is a hoomin bean? Yes, what can they be expected to know? Yes, they are both totally acceptable words? Or, yes, "ear-thwacking" will be considered best practice for all future time? Or, yes, please, please, please bring on the ear-thwacking?
Ah, I knew I could trust Fleetie to provide the correct answer(s)! And I'm sure the answer to the question "Do the bunnies need more treats?" is also "yes".
And I'm sure ear-thwackings are best practice for all and sundry situations.
I don't want an ear thwacking from Dougal. His ears might rupture an eardrum at best and at worst might crack my skull. I think a Netherlands Dwarf Ear Thwacking would be tolerable. And kinda fun.
Well, BB, as J2B points out, an ear-thwacking is preferable to being beaten on the head with a book...
I never get tired of looking at pictures and videos of Dougal. He's an absolute heartbreaker.
TN, I think this one looks like Dougal at a book signing. He has just looked up and is enquiring about what name to use. Sort of a, " And you are?" picture. I'd love to have even the picture autographed. Chewing on the edge of a photograph is always very personal.
Hi Sharon, Bill and Dougal,
Just wanna say thanks for bringing quality disapproval to the interwebz. Your pages have been my daily dose of motivation for more than a year now. The buns you put on remind me of my worthiness to be disapproved of and thus continue to live on. Also my bun lord wishes to say that she is aspired to rule her kingdom with an iron paw.
Best wishes,
Gah! I've come in to work (early) on a M*nd*y morning, and what do I find greeting me as I do a quick scan of my usual websites?
DISAPPROVAL FROM DOUGAL!
It's like "WHY are you surfing instead of working, to earn money to send me treats and fanmail, HOOMIN? Stop being so bone idle and get working!"
Aaahhh! I'd better hop to it!
Fleetie, How about the weather?
He is so stretchy! Look how far he can streeeeeetch!
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