Yes, the cage Mr. Bun-Bun has us in is made out of annoying grids. He would far rather have us in a solid walled cage. Then he wouldn't have to look at our ugly hoomin bean faces. We have WAY too much icky skin, and not nearly enough fur! Thinking about it a little more, Mr. Bun-Bun reconsiders. No, even if we had proper fur, it wouldn't make us any less stoopid. He would still not want to see us.
Number 2: Cage suffers from design deficiency in that once the hoomin is inside the cage, they are unable to perform bunchores. Only a hoomin would invent such a useless enclosure.
You could make a pen that closed off the sight of us doopid beans, but unfortunately rabbits would still be able to hear our doopidity and schmell our schtink. I never really thought of it before, but our furless bodies are a bit grotesque compared to every other mammal, especially rabbits.
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This is a truly beautiful scowl of disapproval. Such a mouth surely merits a deluxe cage!
Mr. Bun-Bun's disdain is completely disarming and mesmeric. Never mind the cage (what cage?) - need to snurgle that mouf!!!
Yes, the cage Mr. Bun-Bun has us in is made out of annoying grids. He would far rather have us in a solid walled cage. Then he wouldn't have to look at our ugly hoomin bean faces. We have WAY too much icky skin, and not nearly enough fur! Thinking about it a little more, Mr. Bun-Bun reconsiders. No, even if we had proper fur, it wouldn't make us any less stoopid. He would still not want to see us.
Number 2: Cage suffers from design deficiency in that once the hoomin is inside the cage, they are unable to perform bunchores. Only a hoomin would invent such a useless enclosure.
Furbeast is right. We perform our bunchores poorly enough as it is, we don't need a cage to further impede us.
You, you, you mean I get to come out? All of me at the same time?
Such disdain ...
You could make a pen that closed off the sight of us doopid beans, but unfortunately rabbits would still be able to hear our doopidity and schmell our schtink.
I never really thought of it before, but our furless bodies are a bit grotesque compared to every other mammal, especially rabbits.
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