Maybe I have seen you around the house,
maybe I haven't. I still need some ID.
Thanks, Joanne!
Wednesday, September 05, 2012
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17 comments:
Hehehehe...who's gonna argue with you?Not me!
Hey! I have a Minnie, too! She is my snorgleh bunneh wunneh. She loves to be held and snuggled and purrs when I snorgle her ears and neck. THE BUNNEH OF MY DREAMS!
I think this Minnie Bunneh wants to see I.D. in the form of treats. She will know it's you when you have a handful of craisins.
This Minnie is also a BEEE YOOOO TEEE Fuhllll Bunneh Wunneh!!!
Minnie to the MAX!
That mouf looks like it's in mid-pucker! Somebunny is in danger of getting a big smoooooooch.
... hang on, I think I dropped it here in my basked, just need to dig if up from .... under ... allllll ... those ... DANDYLIIONS. Oh look, I'm so sorry for dropping all those greens right in front of you ;-)
"The only acceptable form of ID is a BunClub Membership Card.
You are a hoomin.
So you don't have one, and never will.
So you're not allowed in here.
So leave!"
Minnie is resident hall monitor.
"Bathroom break? A likely story. Where is your signed, paw-stamped and notarized pass in triplicate form? You're supposed to be in 4th period: hay vacuuming, followed 5th period: parsley washing. Get back to your assigned room NOW!"
Forgot your badge? Maybe you can get someone to vouch for you. Until then...
My ID? Well, it's under Ijon's. Ijon, get on with it! Stop dumping ALL those treats EVERYWHERE, and give poor Minnie my ID. I have important things to do. Do you know how many baskets of treats I have to fill? How many carrots to wash? How many pumpkin cans to open? I didn't think so. I am so sorry, Ms. Minnie, but you know this horrible inconvenience isn't really my fault. I have so much oatmeal to carry...I just asked Ijon to to one simple thing for me...
@Tom: "Badges?? We don't need no stinkin' BADGES!!"
@ITtN: Our attempt to bribe BunPeace Officer Minnie will earn us extra bunchores! Of course BunPeace Officer Minnie eats the dandelion bribe, but doesn't let us pass. Ha! Joke's on US!
Such a cute nosie and BunCheeks and mouf!
... Bummer, I thought this could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship, instead I'll get rounded up like one of the usual suspects
HEEheehaahhaawww! Full cavity searches for y'all! Hope you ain't hiding any "secrets"...As for me, I snatched 6B's wallet. Minnie there looks a little farsighted. Hopefully she won't ask to see my tattoo...erm, I mean 6B's new tattoo...
Must snorgle the bunny...expect it is unwise...still, must snorgle the bunny...all Fleetie's and BB's fault...they pointed out the little mouf...should not incite others to dreams of snorgling...not nice...
Haha, brandi b! They can have my wallet ... after buying bunny veggies today, I'm broke ... I'm sure many can relate!
No cavity searches! I already get nose bonked in the bum when I squat down to stuff used hay into trash bags in Jamal's space ... humiliating!
As for my tattoo... I do love "Bun" ... he goes everywhere with me ... It's getting a little scary actually that I talk to him, too ... just like the other animals in the house...
That little sweet Minnie mouf, though ... I would have to give her anything she wants ... including all the veggies and snacks I just bought ... jeez you rabbits ... I just hope when you've taken everything from me, you'll let me sleep on some hay in the corner of your rabbitat...
Uh oH, 6B, what are you going to do when your tattoo starts talking back?
I am not a tattoo person, I have never considered getting one, but the bunny jolly roger at Fuzzy Creatures (Lorna Appleby) blog would make a super cute tattoo.
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