Thursday, August 09, 2012

Ryo

Happy Birthday. I made you something.

Thanks, Tsu!

21 comments:

Fleetie said...

Thank-you, Ryo.

It is far more than we deserve.

You generosity goes far beyond duty.

[Backs away, bowing]

janet2buns said...

"It's a chocolate covered almond...yes, really.....pop it in your mouth....NOW!

brandi b said...

I always pick up "gifts" and hand them to my guys and say "the bunnies left you something" and I guess opening their hands and taking things are instinct for us all because they fall for it every time!
Ryo is a great name! What a cool rabbit! I love rabbits...

speedyrabbit said...

Thank you my boy for such a great gift!hehehehe

Tom said...

Gee, thanks. But didn't you give this to me last year?

Fleetie said...

"Yes, hoomin, it's a magic bean; that's what it is.
Now you just give me this house, and in return, you can have this magic bean."

[Stoopid hoomin hands over house in return for "magic bean".]

Hoomin plants "magic bean", and Lo!, there grew a magic BunStalk.

Hoomin ascends, and enters a world of Giant Buns (including BWBs).
The Giant Buns, however, are Giantly Disapproving of lowly hoomins:

Fee, fi, fo, THUMP!
I smell the blood of a hoomin bean!
Be it alive,
Or be it dead,
I'll THUMP its bones
To make my bread!


And the stoopid hoomin fled back down the BunStalk, and never again troubled the Giant Buns!

Tsuzy said...

@Fleetie: ROFL!!! You are so funny

Rabbits' Guy said...

Gee - I've planted quite few and never got Fleetie's magic BunStalk. I need to believe harder!

SixBunnies said...

Ryo has to be in the top ten scariest disapprovers! That is one evil glare! My bunns get quite angry when I take their poops away, so I understand the great honor it is to have Ryo offer us one single poop. Very humbling experience.

Rabbits' Guy said...

Yea - How the heck does Ryo make those eyes do that? Spooky ...

wendylincoln14 said...

That caption needs to be made into a greeting card!

brandi b said...

6B, I never understood why they get mad when the poops are all swept up and the pen is nice and tidy. They lose their minds when their potty box is cleaned.

janet2buns said...

brandi b: And a clean litter box needs to be pooped in right away! I think they get mad because we're taking away their territory markers.

brandi b said...

They have a lot of territory markers. Poop, pee, chewing, scratching, chin pressing, thumping, grunting, charging like a bull seeing red...
Come on rabbits! At least let us clean your potty boxes!!!

Furbeast said...

If Ryo really loved you, he/she would give the gift of a cecsl cluster.

anonymous said...

Good grief, BB and 6Bs, what is there to get mad about? What are you doing? Dumping their litter boxes on their sweet little heads? I suspected as much...hoomins!

anonymous said...

Oops, I am sorry. I meant to defame only BB and J2B.

janet2buns said...

@anonymous: Well, limited though my intelligence is (I am a hoomin after all) I can usually clean a litter box without many serious errors. I imagine it's the arrangement of the litter at the bottom of the box that has them irked. My efforts require Disapproval by pooping at the soonest possible opportunity.

sallyneary said...

Yes Wendy I agree--a good bun fundraiser that would be. Not all are card-ready but some--yes that would be just the thing. Perhaps PetSmarts and discerning card shops would carry them.

6Rabbits said...

BB and J2B: I have 2 buns that are weird about clean litter boxes. Chester WILL NOT pee or poop in a clean box! He will deliberately pee all around it. I have to clean only PART of his litter box at a time, so it's never really "clean"! Katy will pee in her box, but if it's not cleaned out before her next visit, she will dig and KICK out the used litter! *sigh* No wonder they disapprove of me so much!

SixBunnies said...

Funny ... yes they are freaky about those litter boxes! Jeez... When they see me coming with the garbage bags and cleaner bottles, they all hop right in the boxes and won't look at me. I have to relocate each one and grab the box somehow while there are no bunnies in it ... they tag-team so as soon as I get one out, the other is back in... Crazy rabbits!