Monday, August 20, 2012

Max

Let's see, you're about 5'10",
and 3 feet for a "shallow" grave...

Thanks, Gary!

17 comments:

speedyrabbit said...

God lord! run for your lives its a cross bunny on the rampage!But first let me give you a big kiss before I leg it!

Furbeast said...

Oh, I see. We all thought Stu was hoppin' out on a Friday night to meet Max at the salad bar to toss back a few carrotinis and check out the does.

Little did we know they were hard at work digging a curiously rectangular "tunnel".

brandi b said...

The little bunnies are the meanest bunnies. And I find that the shorter and more compact the ears, the more "ebil" the rabbit appears. Forget black cats and spiders at Halloween, just get mini bunns to decorate your yard.

Fleetie said...

Aaarggh!! 5'10" is my actual height!

Max?! What did I do?!

(You little fur(r)y grey cutie!)

J. said...

So is "Max" short for "Maximum Disapproval"? ;-)

Rabbits' Guy said...

Maybe Maximum Digger. I have this hunch that Max has been in the "business" for awhile. He seems very confident and professional.

brandi b said...

Don't know about confident or professional but he definately looks disapproving. Angry, even. Put-out for sure. Spitting mad. Disgusted. Ready to disembowel a bi-ped. He may even disapprove of treats. He is a hardened, cold hearted, merciless hater of all non lagomorphs. He scares me more than Lickety scared me and Lickety almost made me pee m'self.

Marshmallow said...

Well, now we finally know what happened to Jimmy Hoffa.

Fleetie said...

Brandi: I agree. Those furious eyes, that SuperFrownin' mouf, and those pulled-back ears suggest that we are seriously in trouble. Not sure what we've done, but maybe it's because of something we haven't done. Like deliver breakfast on time.

Also, I can't quite rid myself of the suspicion that Max is burying a mother lode of gold and "ice" resulting from some cunningly-executed heist on some wealthy-and-well-established victim (Tiffany's, Fort Knox, Auric Goldfinger; you get the picture).

This is a shrewd bunneh!

janet2buns said...

Max has simply to glance at us to know exactly the volume of dirt he has to dig in order to bury us. I can just hear the numbers being crunched as he does BunMath in his head. When you've dug as many graves as he has, it gets easy!

brandi b said...

Right, who do you all think digs the shallow graves for the Mafia? Oh, the mystery of Jimmy Hoffa, indeed...


Leave the bunn.
Take the canolli.

janet2buns said...

The genius of Max's plan is to hide in plain sight. Nobody would suspect a cute, cuddly bunnyrabbit now, would they! That's how he's gotten away with it for so long!

Lalis said...

Oh my word...

...So is that what the bunnies are up to when they dig holes in the carpet?

Have I been that AWFUL?

I know they answer...

SixBunnies said...

OH... when mine used to be able to play in the entire backyard, they would dig trenches the width of the yard, horizontal on the hill toward the back of the yard ... I'm thinking mass grave was the plan... and they could easily bury the bodies by pushing the top of the hill over on the trenches ... So much for what I don't know WON'T hurt me ...

SixBunnies said...

I love Max! Of course... I love them all ...

He reminds me of the squirrel on the internet ... we just need some suspensful music ...

brandi b said...

The movie Stalag 17 must have been inspired by rabbits trying pull off a great escape.
Great movie, btw, if you have not seen it, go out immediately and buy it, rent it, download it, Netflix it...but watch it!

Ijon Tichy the Nth said...

... hm, Max looks, kind of ... mad. (duck!)