On tonight's True Tales of Terror:
A rabbit forced to live... with humans!
Monday, August 27, 2012
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11 comments:
Ach, Guinness the Impaler!
Oh, Bunny Slumber Party! We can tell scary stories, eat popcorn, watch Rabbit Horror Movies and play spin the LIXIT water bottle and Truth or Dare.
Doooooguuuuuhhhhlll... I dare you to kiss Harriet ON THE MOUTH!!
Winnnneeeeeeepooooopooooo... TRUTH...is it true you got a crush on Zoey?
oh Brandi b,don't you know a bun never tells,but now I feel like I'm back at high school when I was living in the US for a year
Oh, we HAVE to watch! What time, what channel? Or - wait - maybe it is only on the raio and we have to imagine the terror - worse yet.
Guinness, because he holds the world's record for disapproval -- or because he full of hops? ;-)
Tune in the next night for "Disposing of Bodies the Easy Way" on the Home & Garden channel.
Guinness. I'm thinking he holds the world record for those beautiful and elegant ears.
Guinness Rex has deployed his BUNDAR antennae to check for incoming hoomin stoopidity.
Unfortunately, he need not have erected those sensitive, and finely-tuned instruments, for hoomin stoopidity is only a metre away! His sensors are swamped with stoopidi-signal! "Aaarrggh! Make it stop!"
The question now is: What do DO about it?
Snurgles Guinness! You're such a splendid, full bodied pint of disapproval ;-) Leaves a lasting, mellow taste of feeling completely unworthy unless served with proper plate of greens and nutriberries.
Guiness can send out messages via his magnificent ears as well as receive hoomin stoopid-signal. Between blasts of hoomin stoopidity, Guiness has managed to send out a message to Max. "Quick! Dig a mass grave! The stoopidity is unbearable! We must dispatch and bury these hoomins immediately!"
How handsome!
Beware, Sharmalee, beware. Being handsome is one of their oldest tricks. Next thing you know, you are lugging them treats and fresh hay. This is a public service announcement brought to you by those who have previously been fooled.
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