How about this. Make beer popsicle, hoomin will will goes for it, brain freeze ( not much brain to freeze, remember?), it falls into the pool. By the time it thows out it'll be at the bottom of the pool. No one will notice.
I always laugh when I see bunnies in harnesses because it shows that there is really very little to a bunny ... except fur. The harness is around their body and they have like five inches of fur sticking out... I hope the bunnies don't read this ...
Sorry, 6Bs, everything is monitored by the bunns. You are done for. Jack Aubrey is a fictional character who always gets his "old sayings" wrong. In one book he says, "the best led humans go oft astray" instead of the more well knows "The best laid plans of mice and men go oft (or is it aft?) astray. Well, amazingly it apparently happens to bunns, too.
“Yes, this is Sunset Boulevard, Los Angeles, California. It’s about five o’clock in the morning. That’s the homicide squad, complete with detectives and newspapermen. A murder has been reported from one of those great big houses in the ten-thousand block.”
Jack, a fan of the Silver Screen, has tried to recreate the opening scene from Sunset Boulevard. Having knocked his human unconcious, he was then chucked into the pool face down. Unfortunately, unlike the character "Joe", our hero refuses to remain in the pool for more takes. With a hauty glare, our Jack explains that this was not an attempted murder, it is ART. And we can all sod off, he is NOT ready for his closeup, Mr. DeMille!
Stay tuned next week when Jack's poor human gets tossed off the roof for a modern rendition of Rear Window.
6B, yes, the 2 major components of a bun are fur and disapproval. Or rather disapproval and fur, to list the ingredients in descending order of weight and volume.
I would appreciate knowing if Jack, too, could be described as having dainty, scheming paws . I think we should come up with a set of markers that are diagnostic for a disappoving rabbit, something like what bird watchers use in their identifications. I think we all agree on ebil, but how do we know for sure that a bunn has dainty, scheming paws, and how much weight should be given that characteristic?
hello! jack's harness was actually purchased at petco about two years ago. i don't believe they carry them anymore (i think it was a proprietary item), however, if you go into a petsmart or petco and ask someone to show you the comfort harnesses for dogs, they SHOULD walk you right to a decent selection. i haven't had the need to purchase one recently, but there are some that should work well for buns. thanks for enjoying my little jack-jack!
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EBIL bunneh!
But soooo cute! That second picture is amazing!
How about this. Make beer popsicle, hoomin will will goes for it, brain freeze ( not much brain to freeze, remember?), it falls into the pool. By the time it thows out it'll be at the bottom of the pool. No one will notice.
Bunny Hoomins are very tough. We have to be ...
Adorable disapproval! The harness made me laugh--red is a good color for an EBIL bunneh (as Fleetie so perfectly puts it). Great pics!
We're like zombies, Jack ... gotta chop our heads off to kill us ... we just keep on coming back.
its doctor Evil....mowaaaaaahhahaha
I always laugh when I see bunnies in harnesses because it shows that there is really very little to a bunny ... except fur. The harness is around their body and they have like five inches of fur sticking out... I hope the bunnies don't read this ...
Sorry, 6Bs, everything is monitored by the bunns. You are done for. Jack Aubrey is a fictional character who always gets his "old sayings" wrong. In one book he says, "the best led humans go oft astray" instead of the more well knows "The best laid plans of mice and men go oft (or is it aft?) astray. Well, amazingly it apparently happens to bunns, too.
Actually, credit for "EBIL" belongs to Janet2Buns , from whom I stole it shamelessly!
Does the bun swim in the pool? We could have a Jimmy Carter-type incident.
“Yes, this is Sunset Boulevard, Los Angeles, California. It’s about five o’clock in the morning. That’s the homicide squad, complete with detectives and newspapermen. A murder has been reported from one of those great big houses in the ten-thousand block.”
Jack, a fan of the Silver Screen, has tried to recreate the opening scene from Sunset Boulevard. Having knocked his human unconcious, he was then chucked into the pool face down. Unfortunately, unlike the character "Joe", our hero refuses to remain in the pool for more takes.
With a hauty glare, our Jack explains that this was not an attempted murder, it is ART. And we can all sod off, he is NOT ready for his closeup, Mr. DeMille!
Stay tuned next week when Jack's poor human gets tossed off the roof for a modern rendition of Rear Window.
6B, yes, the 2 major components of a bun are fur and disapproval. Or rather disapproval and fur, to list the ingredients in descending order of weight and volume.
Get a load of that cheek chubbosity!
Oh no, Fleetie, I cannot claim credit for the word "ebil". I believe I saw it first on Cute Overload.
Well, even if you didn't come up with EBIL yourselves, I thank you both for sharing it with us Fleetie and Janet2Buns!
He is plotting...he is plotting
Jack Dastardly will get us next time!
Stop the hoomin!
Stop the hoomin!
Nab him!
Grab him!
Jab him!
Stop that hoomin NOW!
I would appreciate knowing if Jack, too, could be described as having dainty, scheming paws . I think we should come up with a set of markers that are diagnostic for a disappoving rabbit, something like what bird watchers use in their identifications. I think we all agree on ebil, but how do we know for sure that a bunn has dainty, scheming paws, and how much weight should be given that characteristic?
Love "Disapproving Rabbits" by the way...
Curious to know the manufacturer of the harness shown here. The one I have is NG and I'd really like to be able to take the bunny out walking.
Thanks!
hello! jack's harness was actually purchased at petco about two years ago. i don't believe they carry them anymore (i think it was a proprietary item), however, if you go into a petsmart or petco and ask someone to show you the comfort harnesses for dogs, they SHOULD walk you right to a decent selection. i haven't had the need to purchase one recently, but there are some that should work well for buns. thanks for enjoying my little jack-jack!
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