Wednesday, July 25, 2012

Bella

"Odd... There's blunt force trauma all over this 
body, but no sign of a weapon in the house."

Thanks, Gary!

15 comments:

Furbeast said...

I saw that episode of CSI, where the coroner speculated the victim was nose-bumped to death. No one believed them, so the CSI team tried to replicate the crime by putting a hoomin in with a bunch of bunnies. Knowing they were being watched through a 2-way mirror (duh, bunnies watch TV, too) they just settled down for a good long nap. The coroner got laughed at, the case remains unsolved

speedyrabbit said...

this bun is to smart for that

Kat said...

@ Furbeast - LOL

brandi b said...

LOL CSI...
el crimen de conejo investigación de la escena

Oh man, I am SO ashamed to admit that I had to Google Translate that one. My Spanish SUCKS CECALS, dudes...

Gorgeous Bella looks like she is Empress of her world there. Her Eminence does not miss a trick or a beat. Or a meal... or a treat...
I think she killed that hoomin with a treadmill, like two birds with one Disapproval. One great big tubby busty Disapproval.

Tom said...

No one suspects the bunny.

Kat said...

Did anyone else notice that Bella appears to have two fighting bunnies on her nose? That's a truly disapproving rabbit there!

anonymous said...

Kat, I did! I am just hoping no Rookies disturb the crime scene.

Furbeast said...

To quote the CSI Training Manual:

"There has been some conjecture regarding the possibility of lethal disapproval in a number of cases in which cause of death could not be determined.

Coincidentally, one or more rabbits are often found at this type of crime scene. These shy, docile animals may need comfort, particularly when arrest warrants are carried out for household cats and dogs."

Rabbits' Guy said...

Oh yes ... 7 of those non-weapons in this house too. Never been caught, not even implicated ...

janet2buns said...

Furbeast, you are brilliant!

janet2buns said...

Blunt Force Bunnies....the perfect weapon. And kudos to Bella for her perfect nose fur "tat" of fighting bunnies. Sometimes the best place to hide is in plain view.

SixBunnies said...

J2B: She does have a fighting bunny tat on her nose! How awesome is that???

Bunnyman said...

Maybe the bunny is sitting on it.

Did I say something wrong?

Fleetie said...

Bella doesn't need to lift a paw to annihilate/liquidate/obliterate hoomins!

She just fires her Disapproval Cannon!

And there's nothing traceable back to her. Just some smoking shoes, SOMETIMES.

I'd still snorgle her, though!

brandi b said...

I love the big ole chunkeh bunnehs. There is something very glamorous and decadent about them. They look like fluffy mounds of icing, ice cream, marshamallow fluff, chocolate, meringue, whipped cream and mocha mousse with caramel sauce and schprrrinkllzz. Depending on the color of the bunny of course. They just looks so rich and luxuriously well rounded. Not in a Jabba the Hut way, but like a Roman Emporer or a fertility God/Goddess!!!