I can't help but notice you have a bowl
of bananas that I was not informed about.
of bananas that I was not informed about.
Thanks, Rachel!
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Eleanore, who works for BunCustoms, will seize the undeclared bananas.
The hoomins have to learn! All BunControlled goods must be declared and duty (in the form of more treats) paid.
Additionally, she will impose a punishment of a volley of withering disapproval, to drive the message home through the hoomins' thick skulls!
Trying to sneak bananas past a bunn? 20 disapprovals.
(OMG Don't let BL see this bunny - she'll want her.)
Aw! Eleanore just wants some bananas to go with those adorable milk-dipped ears!
Look at those front FEEETZZZZZ! BL might have to fight me for her! If she suddenly disappears ... she's uh ... not in my bun'nappin' van ...
Surprise party?
CFO (Chief Food Officer) Eleanore runs a tight operation: no pellets without prior authorization, only organic salads are allowed to be served, and all bananas *must* be personally vetted by her.
I have a burlap bag just the right size to fit a bunch of bananas and perhaps a lop eared bunny. Hey, Eleanore, how does a frozen banana dipped in pumpkin and rolled in raisins and toasted coconut sound? Hmm?Hmm? With a tall frosty sippy bottle filled with freshly made watermelon juice? Hits the spot on a hot summer day, laying in the shade, with the honeysuckles in bloom...Just take a peeksypoo into the burlap bag...
Oh ,and Eleanore, do not listen to any so called warnings from posters here on DR. They are just SOOOOPER jealous that I make a mean bunnilicious treat and did not offer any to them...You can believe me, Eleanore, dear. I was once told I had the innocent sweet face of a Botticelli Madonna (til I open my mouth). I am very trustworthy, like Kaa the Snake on Jungle Book sang...Trussst in me...
BB, if I provide my own empty gunneysack will you provide me treats so that I will not warn E, describe your van to the police or respond in any responsible way to Internet crime aimed at bunnies? It just sounded so good.
Anonymous, I am not sure that a Longhorn fan can be trusted as a partner...in the frozen banana treat business...
flaming smartphones and their predictive text all was causing typo's,what I ment to say was:Something about lops and their looks of utter distain that makes you love them even when you're quaking at the knees!
Monsieur Fleetie, what kind of a bun is Eleanore?
- Oh, she's just like any other bun, only more so.
BB, I didn't exactly say I was a Longhorn fan, but if I were you could still "trussst me." Remember - the eyes of Texas are upon you (me)...'til Gabriel blows his horn. Some people believe that the song was born when a sea of protesters demonstrated outside the governor's mansion. Of course it actually refers to our Texas bunnies' eyes. Anyway, give it some thought. We are improbable comrades, even in crime, I admit, but perhaps this could be one small step for football fans, but one giant step for humanity?
Anonymous:
I am feeling magnanimous on these first pleasant days of June, with football season as seemingly distant in the future as Christmas and winter snows.
Now, you never said you were a Longhorns fan, however, you never said that you were not. Being a Tejano, (the English version of that state's boldest and grandest name leaves a foul flavor on my lips)your college football loyalties must lie somewhere within the borders of the Lone Star State. I have known enough of your statesmen to know this. I can actually tolerate a Longhorns fan much more than an Aggies fan. An Aggie can end world hunger and their Aggie-ness would still be a fat blood sucking tick on the buttcrack of humanity.
All in all, remember: Snitches-Stiches-Ditches...
You may commence to buying bananas in bulk.
But WE (like the enigmatic "THEY") are watching you.
6Buns lives only a few short hours from the capital of your dusty state.
Thanks, BB, off to get those those bananas!
That is one beautiful, soft looking bunny.
Oh my sweet little dwarf lop Eleanore!
She usually just shows her distain by stamping her feet hehe.
Oh, Rachel, you have such a gorgeous bunny! Eleanore is so precious! I'm so glad she has a good mommy! :)
6Bs, She (RF) didn't say she was a good mommy. She made no claims of that nature at all. In fact, she hides bananas from her poor little blessed bunn baby and then she laughs at her disapproving. What kind of a mommy is that?
Just look at that bunneh!!! She looks very well taken care of! :)
6Bs, I am sure RF is doing her best, but alas it is a hoomin best, even so, you are correct, we should let our admiration and gratitude flow. E is a very bonnie bunny, and we have all enjoyed and profitted from her gracing of this page. Thank you, RF.
Those bunlashes.....ahhhh! I swoooon!
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