Strange. I thought I heard you doing
something unrelated to feeding me.
Thanks, Mark!
Wednesday, May 09, 2012
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22 comments:
Sounds just like my cat.
Quickly, distract Joe Binky with a can of that Diet Coke and Mentos, then someone else place a salad in front of him while he has his head turned...
E...A...R...S
...........I'm dead ....
Finally, a rabbit with bigger ears than Dougal. ;-)
There you have him, folks, Jo Six-Pack.
I meant "Joe."
When ridiculing a bunny, it is best to stay within some bounds. It is probably best to wake up first as well, but I can't help it, DR is the first thing I reach for. I no longer make a cup of tea before hand. I am not that doopid.
I am not that doopid ANYMORE!
Poor starving bunny. I think it is going around ...
During the War, large, concrete concave dishes were erected on the south coast of England, facing Europe, to act as acoustic focussing mirrors, to detect incoming bombers over The Channel.
Mr Joesph Binky is deploying similar technology, and his ears can detect incoming hoomin stoopidity from over 30 miles away. This gives him an advantage in that he can be in Top Disapproval Gear before the hoomin stoopidity arrives! DEFBUN 1! (Except MJB is far from deaf!)
He can then serve up a savage beatdown on the offending stoopid hoomin immediately, before the same even has a chance to realise that anything has gone wrong.
All of which ensures that Rabbit Disapproval wins the day.
Again.
"Joseph"!!!
I am doomed to an eternity of disapproval now!
Oh, Fleetie, my love, you were already doomed to an eternity of disapproval. We all are.
... sorry about that whimpering in the corner, sir. Treats will be served promptly.
Oh... brandi b ... I believe Fleetie is the one hoomin...in all of history ...who has ever been acceptable by the rabbit overlords ... EV-UHR!
I bet Dougal's ears are still bigger ... :)
6B:
And he (Fleetie)does not even HAVE a rabbit at home to boss him about!
I need more bunny bosses. Mine have been a bit too sweet to me lately and I am just not sure how to take it. Well, there is always DR to put the sting back into my days, right.
6Bs - I do believe you are right about Fleetie. He tells such interesting stories and knows so much stuff. I think the bunnies have decided they just have to keep this person around. Every evening the sun slowly sets, and little bunns around the world snuggle up, snooze off, and wonder what tomorrow's segment of Fleetie will bring - A Million Bunny Tales and a Bunny Tale. Naturally he is deeply cherished.
Thats a very stern look you're giving us Mr Joseph Binky its perfection and those ears!
The ear commands authority. Somehow I found myself bringing greens to my computer screen...
My buns have trained me well.
Or so I'd like to think.
(Nope, of they go shakin' their back legs again. Who knows what I've done now!)
6B and brandi b: Even after the Bunpocalypse, it will be necessary to have a few hoomins around as servants. It appears that Fleetie will be spared to fill this role. Since he has not had a bun of his own, the bunny overlords won't have to thump any bad habits out of him in terms of his BunChore performance. Perhaps he will be entrusted with putting the little schoolbuns to bed, and will tell them stories of hoomin stoopidity as they drift off to sleep.....
I think it's more that the world has realised that I am far too stoopid to be privileged to have rabbits with me, and has therefore conspired to make my circumstances such that I am unable to do so. :-(
Fleetie, you are making me choke up a bit here. I wish you the ability to someday soon adopt a Tyranical Overlord of your very own!! Or two or three...a
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