Friday, April 20, 2012

Winston

You can make me breakfast, or
you can keep sleeping... forever.


Thanks, Ken!

26 comments:

Ijon Tichy the Nth said...

Right away sir. The usual?
ps Things got so crazy I tried quitting DR, nuts. I can't. Just what kinda black hole does it take to induce a thought like that?

Rabbits' Guy said...

DR is like a worm in your brain - it wiggles and giggles and won't let go.

"We have nothing to fear but Fear itself." - Oh wait - that was Franklin the Rex ...

Valsainte said...

History has long marveled over the brilliant triumph of the British in World War II, attributing it to blood, blood, toil, tears, and sweat, but here Sir Winston reveals the truth about their secret weapon -- Rex Disapproval.

brandi b said...

Fear is the mindkiller?

DR is my daily dose of wonderful.

anonymous said...

Welcome back, IT the Nth. Our misery loves your company, and we wouldn't want you to go through life without imponderables like your question today. I would worry about your living to reget this choice, but Winston has made it quite clear that LIVING with regrets is not an option.

SixBunnies said...

Oh, noooo... Rexie Disapproval ... It might be best to just stay still and be put out of our misery ...

SixBunnies said...

OOOOOooooH! And, LOOK RG!!! His name is Winston! I love him already! Love love love him! Best name ever!

SixBunnies said...

I keep realizing more and more reasons why I LOVE this bun, despite the fact that he wantst o rip my face off ... all bunns do actually ... anyway ... he looks like Clovie and shares the same name as WinniePooPoo and he's a REXIE ... the planets aligned and the perfect bun appeared! yeah!

speedyrabbit said...

Speedy's mum says hes a handsome fellow but boy does he look cross!

Fleetie said...

Winston is a paragon of Moral Rexitude!

And being so, he does not approve of the sin of sloth, which in his judgement is the worst of the Seven Disapprovable Sins.

Hoomins almost all commit this sin in every endeavour. Including bringing him his breakfast!

Now hop to it! Pronto, hoomin!!!

(That really is a withering disapproval on Winston's mouf.)

janet2buns said...

OK, I'm throwing a challenge out there......if Sloth is the greatest of the Seven Disapprovable Sins, what are the other six? Any suggestions?

Kat said...

J2B - Just my guesses (I hope Fleetie can give us the official list).

Envy - there's no way a hoomin can ever hope to be a bun peer, so envy is a waste of time and energy that would be better used serving our bun masters.

Greed - There's no need for money or objects as a stoopid hoomin in a bun world, so there's no need for us to want things beyond what is necessary to keep us serving our bun masters.

Idiocy - Not a sin by human standards, but definitely a Top 10 of the list of stoopid hoomin tricks as seen on David Bunnerman. It's something we can't help but do just by merely breathing.

I'll leave the rest for Fleetie. :)

Furbeast said...

Winston looks like a bunny torpedo...trajectory locked and loaded straight at your head.

anonymous said...

Kat, I don't have a name that I am happy with for this sin, but I know it when I see it, and it is what SixBunnies is doing.

brandi b said...

Anonymous, it is called the Elmyra Syndrome. I have it as well. It is the obsession with all things cute. In Rabbiticity, it is the unforgiveable sin, as it assumes all bunnies are cute and cuddly and causes it's victims to squeeze, snorgle, beep noses and kiss bunnies right on the mouth while talking babytalk. You can all see why it is the unforgiveable sin.
However, the Americans With Disabilities Act states that those of us with ES are protected and have the right to snorgle and love on bunnies without interference or hinderence.
So NYA NYA NYA phthtttttttth!


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elmyra_Duff


http://looneytunes.wikia.com/wiki/Elmyra_Duff

Fleetie said...

Janet:

Here's another of the Seven Disapprovable Sins:

LUST

Hoomins indulging in lust is abhorrent to rabbits, for hoomins are ugly, repulsive, oversized, furless, smelly, and generally gross creatures.

Winston does not wish to comment on lust as it applies to rabbits, for it is none of hoomins' business!

(But I reckon Winston would have no difficulty attracting some sweet hunnies, with his Rexy good looks!)

beaubunny said...

Wow! the disapproval knocked me over before I had time to get out of the way

shan said...

What is it with Rexes and their perfect disapproval?

I used to snorgle my Rex JUST to get that withering look after I put her down...they are masters of it.
Masters, I say.

ken said...

I'm glad you guys love Disapproving Winston. He is actually a pretty happy Rex, but for some reason he likes to give us these looks from time to time. He is also very vocal when he is in these moods and will grunt and turn his back to us. Very disapproving.

janet2buns said...

@Ken: Of course Winston gives you disapproving looks from time to time! You are but a lowly hoomin after all, and likely do stoopid things without even knowing it. After all, who are we to question The Ways Of The Bunny??

Fleetie said...

Ken: It's always great when featured bunnies' slaves post something about the star rabbit of the day!

Thanks for letting us know something about Disapproving Winston Rabbit!

I'd love to hear and see him grunt at us hoomins!

He's a Rex! And we are but hoomins! He's entitled to grunt at us!

Lynne said...

Luca Brasi sleeps with the carrots.

SixBunnies said...

Ken, I am so happy to hear from Winston's hoomin! Glad he's mostly happy with his bunny slaves. He has to keep you in line somehow. Lucky it's just grunts and bunneh butts! Please give him a kiss for me! Thanks for taking good care of his Royal Highness, Rexie Winston!

ken said...

Six bunnies , are you Brenda, the breeder we got
Winston from?

SixBunnies said...

Oh, gosh, no. I'm a rescue bunny mom in the Dallas area. :) Slave to several mixed breed fur babies of various (questionable) breeds! :)

Terri said...

Such a gorgeous bunny--with an attitude :)