All disapproval, all the time.
Disapproved of by
"ME? Hop around your hoomin city and DELIVER EASTER EGGS TO HOOMIN KIDS??!!And WHAT PLANET are you on?I'm off to sleep. Don't disturb me unless it's to bring me breakfast! THUMP!"
"Oh, I'll deliver 'Easter Eggs' all right! Nice, brown, perfectly round ones, in lovely neat piles. Go ahead, eat'em. Just let me watch."
Eek! His Nibs made it and the only thing he truly disapproves of is me threatening to nibble on his chocolate ears. But....but...they look so tasty!
His Nibs is on strike until Easter Bunny union demands are met:-- All Easter eggs shall be delivered by the chicken that laid them-- The Bun Union receives all profits from cards, candy, chocolate rabbits, plushies and other merchandise featuring bunny likenessNibs has laid himself down on the picket line. Do not let the hoomin scabs in bunny suits cross the line!
Oh Nibs, I apologize for all the stoopid humans and their weird little Easter Bunny fetish! As if buns were here to serve US!
Making and delivering chocolate Easter eggs can be so exhausting!(Anyone care to bet that his Nibs will have arisen come Sunday? ;-)
Poor Nibs... must be tired of silly humans mistaking him for the Easter bunny.
I think Nibs is tired of hoomins mistaking him for somebun who GAS, to be frank!
Nibs is the perfect bunny! Look at those lips and feet and ears and those colors!
Look at that tail!!!! Nibs is waiting for someone to get a clue, deliver him a solid chocolate human, and sing Little Bunny FooFoo while the he decides which end of the chocolate human to eat first, the butt or the ears. Even in chocolate, a human can't be that tasty.
"solid chocolate human"Brilliant! I doubt anyone is gonna beat that comment!No, I can't imagine stoopid hoomin being great, even in chocolate. Or pear. Or apple. Or ANYTHING! Hoomin=Horrible!
A hollow chocolate hoomin would be more anatomically correct, seeing as how there is nothing but empty space between their unfurred, immovable ears. word verification: lopter
I'm sorry -- I can't think. I can't even feel the Disapproval, the Dismissal, the Dim View His Nibs has of hoomin silliness . I am too overcome by his plushy feet, his magnificent fluffy chocolate tail, his perfect pink bunny mouf. I don't care if Easter ever comes -- I just want to lay here and contemplate his bunny perfectness. I'd be even happier if he chose to nibble on me a little.
His Nibs is currently eating some hay and waving a chocolatey paw at me with a dismissive, "Bah." It's nice to know fame hasn't changed him.
Bunnies get to have a paint ball game with all their left over paint. Some bunnies can't be trusted with paint at all and are put to work knitting. If you ever get a nice knitted muffler in your Easter basket, you'll know it is from the very naughty bunnies. Nibs is clearly a nice young rabbit, but also one who really enjoys the after egg decorating paint ball game. Bunnies love to decorate eggs for children before they become hoomins.
Oh, i didn't realize at first that Corbie was Nibs' hoomin! Oh, wow... the greatness! How does that feel???? Congratulations!
the leeps!! The little pink leeps! They keel me!!!!! ::flops over dead from the extreme proshness of His Nibs:: Simply a spectacular bun!
Wow! Thanks for all the kind comments about Nibs! It was a huge (and wonderful) surprise to find him posted here. We brought him home from the shelter a month ago (biggest applause for my husband Mike--he picked Nibs out). He's come a long way for a 6 month old bun and has us wrapped around a fluffy, chocolate-colored paw.
@Mike and Corbie: Congratulations on being picked as His Nib's hoomins. You must have impressed him with your lack of stoopidity and your bunworthiness. May you enjoy many years of serving him.
Oh, I know Eater is over, but do we have to wake Nibs now ... I just love looking at that sleeping bunny! He is so perfect!
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