Who could be afraid of Sprout? Sure, his glare could potentially end the world. It may have the power to make me drop dead and lose my eternal soul. That adorable mug is worth at! See that brown spot? It's for KISSES!
By the way, I am b. I just put my first name on blogger because I had an email about a comment on another blog and she was all like "b???"
I was all set to snorgle Sprout’s perfectly radiant fuzzy furry self, until I realized, dolt that I am, that A Message Was Being Conveyed.
“Don’t even dream of it, hoomin… Your performance lately has been appalling. The Spring Mix has been wilty, my manor is deteriorating thanks to your usual slipshod maintenance, and where did you get that hay – Walmart? I’ve decided to advertise on the Sacramento House Rabbit Society website. Maybe that way, we can finally get some quality help around here.”
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Sorry to have disappointed you so, Sprout!
Awww sweet Sprout! He's also available for adoption from Sacramento House Rabbit Society http://www.petfinder.com/petdetail/22335958
I don't care if Sprout's disapproval burns my retinas out... I will gladly stare into those precious glaring eyes!
Who could be afraid of Sprout? Sure, his glare could potentially end the world. It may have the power to make me drop dead and lose my eternal soul. That adorable mug is worth at! See that brown spot? It's for KISSES!
By the way, I am b. I just put my first name on blogger because I had an email about a comment on another blog and she was all like "b???"
I was all set to snorgle Sprout’s perfectly radiant fuzzy furry self, until I realized, dolt that I am, that A Message Was Being Conveyed.
“Don’t even dream of it, hoomin… Your performance lately has been appalling. The Spring Mix has been wilty, my manor is deteriorating thanks to your usual slipshod maintenance, and where did you get that hay – Walmart? I’ve decided to advertise on the Sacramento House Rabbit Society website. Maybe that way, we can finally get some quality help around here.”
A bunny globe!
Right ear indicates the north pole, left paw the south, and stern disapproval for all equatorial regions.
Oh Sprout, I know I am not worthy. Please, please--not the glare. Anything but the glare!
Touch the little heart and win a million $$$$!
It's a cabbage sized disapproval rolled up into one little Sprout.
... disapproval Sprouts eternal!
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