God had never ever made such a perfect creature as a lagomorph. The proof? Simon and River. All the buns here on DR actually. We humans are supposed to be the superior creature, the dominant lifeform on this planet. Yet we fall over dead at the cuteness of a baby bunny. More than one baby bunny and we are utterly defeated. We are the tippy top of the food chain. Lagomorphs are the very bottom. Some would argue that their only purpose is to be food and nothing more. I would gladly put an arrow into the heart of any beast who even salivate over these two babies. I am simply undone by their sweetness. If any creature in the cosmos is fit to be judge, jury and executioner it is the lagomorph. I throw myself at their sweet little feet and will not even beg for mercy. Their contempt and disapproval I will gladly face. Only allow me to gaze upon those soft floofy faces, those heartstopping twitchy noses and beautiful ears that rock my world. Give me snorgles! Or give me death! I am going to take my heart out of my throat and put it back into my chest now.
... funny ... we're supposed to be at the top of the food chain ... but if we were put in a room, naked and without any weapons or places to hide, it wouldn't take much more than an angry bunny to take a hoomin out! Our soft flesh, blunt teeth and weak nails aren't much defense against claws and sharp teeth ... and Heaven help us if we ever fell into a river with a giant otter ... geesh ... that's another death I might not mind so much .. .bunnies and otters .. bunnies and otters ... lovelovelovelove
Bill and Sharon, What no expicit limitations on the degree of disapproval you are willing to be exposed to while selecting the bunn of honour for a posting. This seems a real oversight. We bunns would like to have something in writing about the extent of our liability. You know, no surprises down the road. How much can you take, hoomins?
I keep wanting to pick them up and kiss those smoochie little faces! I have a bun who would fit nicely in there, Miss Ding. She is a harlequin lop like River. She doesn't mind face smootchin' So, how 'bout it Simon and River????
"Loplets keep disapprovin' on my head But that doesn't mean my face will soon be turnin' red Pride's not for me Cause I'll never stop bein' dumb by complainin' Because it's free Disapproval on me."
Should I be worried that every time I see little bunny mouths I have an overwhelming urge to run up and kiss them, then finish with a little boop on their adorable nose?
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"Also, I can kill you with my brain."
I thik that's a smirk on River's cute little mouf ... so judgement will probably be swift and deadly ...
FLOOFY BABY BUNNIES!!!
Also, love the Firefly reference.
God had never ever made such a perfect creature as a lagomorph. The proof? Simon and River. All the buns here on DR actually. We humans are supposed to be the superior creature, the dominant lifeform on this planet. Yet we fall over dead at the cuteness of a baby bunny. More than one baby bunny and we are utterly defeated. We are the tippy top of the food chain. Lagomorphs are the very bottom. Some would argue that their only purpose is to be food and nothing more. I would gladly put an arrow into the heart of any beast who even salivate over these two babies. I am simply undone by their sweetness. If any creature in the cosmos is fit to be judge, jury and executioner it is the lagomorph. I throw myself at their sweet little feet and will not even beg for mercy. Their contempt and disapproval I will gladly face. Only allow me to gaze upon those soft floofy faces, those heartstopping twitchy noses and beautiful ears that rock my world.
Give me snorgles! Or give me death!
I am going to take my heart out of my throat and put it back into my chest now.
... funny ... we're supposed to be at the top of the food chain ... but if we were put in a room, naked and without any weapons or places to hide, it wouldn't take much more than an angry bunny to take a hoomin out! Our soft flesh, blunt teeth and weak nails aren't much defense against claws and sharp teeth ... and Heaven help us if we ever fell into a river with a giant otter ... geesh ... that's another death I might not mind so much .. .bunnies and otters .. bunnies and otters ... lovelovelovelove
Until our backs our turned? Are we allowed to blink? Will they move toward us when we aren't looking?
*doesn'tblinkdoesn'tblinkdoesn'tblink*
Weeping angels' true forms!
^5 for Firefly!!!!
And even a Dr. Who fan in the bunch.
What adorable little droplets of loplets!!!!
Just because our ears lop doesn't mean we're not talking about you behind your back.
I have to agree with Nicki T!
Don't. Even. Blink.!
B, what is a brain? Is that some kind of British spelling or is it something we just haven't heard of over here?
Bill and Sharon, What no expicit limitations on the degree of disapproval you are willing to be exposed to while selecting the bunn of honour for a posting. This seems a real oversight. We bunns would like to have something in writing about the extent of our liability. You know, no surprises down the road. How much can you take, hoomins?
My boyfriend's only comment:
"Living bunny slippers!!!"
Simon and River are two adorable baby bunnies! They have great Disapprover-Potential, too.
"Droplets of loplets"! What a cute description!
We have an Official New Word on D.R. now: "Loplets"!
We can file it away with "stubbularity" and "chubbosity" for future occasions.
I keep wanting to pick them up and kiss those smoochie little faces! I have a bun who would fit nicely in there, Miss Ding. She is a harlequin lop like River. She doesn't mind face smootchin' So, how 'bout it Simon and River????
"Loplets keep disapprovin' on my head
But that doesn't mean my face will soon be turnin' red
Pride's not for me
Cause I'll never stop bein' dumb by complainin'
Because it's free
Disapproval on me."
- Bun Bacharach
J2B: Bravo Bravo, Encore!
It must be hard work for these two young buns to be on Whole-Weekend-Disapproval Watch!
They clearly have real promise as Disapprovers!
...Which means we need to WATCH OUT!
Should I be worried that every time I see little bunny mouths I have an overwhelming urge to run up and kiss them, then finish with a little boop on their adorable nose?
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