Mr. Helge is in a meeting.
Would you like to take a seat?
Thursday, January 26, 2012
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10 comments:
We just hear Helge Grimleigh-Fluffbutt saying to his P.A. Paula Tappitt-Bunnitt, "Who is it?"
"Some hoomin."
"Tell it I'm not in. Oh, and when you've got rid of it, come here, sit down and take a disstation."
"Yes, Helge!"
"Right: Dear - and I use the word for lack of inclination to rack my brain to find some more candid form of address - Hoomin: I have become increasingly dissatisfied and frustrated at the declining standard of execution of BunChores round here. (Are you getting this, Miss Tappitt? Good. I shall continue.) See that this slovenly attitude is rectified forthwith, or I shall dismiss you and cast you out onto the streets and see that no bunhold will employ you ever again! Yours with contempt, et cetera ..."
Fleetie, you are the best! Perfect!
Mr. Helge is in a meeting? Looks more like Mr. Helge is in a puddle!
Fleetie; best as always. I'll just bet *something's* gonna be rectified. I shudder to envision where exactly.
Anyway, I reckon we're all in trouble, cos Helga is usually a girls' name!
We can all blame NBB for suggesting otherwise in the caption. Yeah, that works!
Fleetie, I like how your brane works! We are SO DOOMED!!
He or she is definitely deflated! We just take the wind out our bunnies, don't we!
OMG!!! I LOVE BUNNIES!!! They slay me with their adorable fluffy disapproval and contempt! I LOVE EM LOVE EM LOVE EM!!!!
Fleetie, you are hilarious and obviously well acquainted with the bunorganizational pyramid.
"Mr. Helge is terribly pressed for time this week, however he may have 2 minutes free next Wednesday, but I can't guarantee anything if you leave your seat."
@Furbeast: "....ah no, I was mistaken, Mr. Helge doesn't have 2 minutes until 3 weeks from next Wednesday. And he might be taking a telephone call at that time sooo.....ah....."(pretends to scan computer screen looking for an availability)...."why don't you just leave it with me and I'll see what I can do....what was your name again?"
Remember SNL skit with David Spade? " And you are...???"
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/91/91nreceptionist.phtml
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