Something on my face? Okay...
Here, let me get it.
Did I get it?
Thanks, Molly!
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14 comments:
No one would dare tell such a regal bunny that she is anything less than perfect, so "yes" you got it all. :-)
... yep ;-)
Buns are rightly known for being fastidious. And also for not wasting any scrumptious Canned Pumpkin. :-)
@Valsainte
I almost abandoned it with all the picture taking, but once the Slave left, I was able to lick the bowl clean. She is lucky she put benebac in it...
For those tempted to laugh, Duchess offers the following: her face smeared with pumpkin or your blood. Your choice.
Chocolate Bunny! Chocolate Bunny!
@Duchess: You should THUMP your hoomin so she Learns Her Place. Imagine! Disturbing a royal bun while she's trying to eat her pumpkin....what nerve!
I couldn't help but notice the continuation of the "watermelon motif" . . . .
Duchess, My Lady, I will happily do the honors of kissing all that punkin' off your royal mouf. Then I will serve you a nice warm baked sweet potato, and baked apple, and a nice pear tart with plump golden raisins, and plum compote with a hint of cranberry sweetened with grape juice, then a nice salad with shredded carrots, raisins, strawberries and my special sweetened, thinly sliced cucumber, apple and radishes with lemon dressing. And of course a nice, crunchy, organic oatmeal cookie fresh from the oven.
Make a big mess, Madame Duchess and I will clean you up with kisses and hugs.
No way I am gettin' involved ... I was never here...
b: Where does a, umm, a, yes, a bunny sign up for this service.
We hoomins really are dense creatures. Obviously Duchess is demonstrating the proper application of the latest in a collection of dazzling bun mouf glosses: Pumpkin Spice from Estee Lapin.
@A: My services come complimentary to all bunnies. BUNNIES.
@A: Wait, don't YOU offer the same services to your buns?????
I am just a happy stupid bunslave going through life wide eyed with a dopey smile. I also shake my head as if I have ears at my bunnies so they know I speak bunny. With a strange accent of course.
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