Moose

I'm off to bunny paradise: where the 

humans are smart and have no mouths. 

Thanks, Mitzi!

Bunny

It can't be fall. I still have grass left.

Thanks, Lindsey!

Mikhail (and Jasper)

Guess which one has more rage.

Thanks, Jane!

Monsieur Bunny

You stand accused of the greatest

crime:willfully withholding treats.

Thanks, Sophie!

Lyra

I'll probably regret this later,

but I won't annihilate you just now.

Thanks, Sarah!

Urkel and Juultje

Consider us unimpressed.

Thanks, Diet!

Rum and Raisin

Even when compressed, volume

of disapproval remains the same.

Thanks, Ross!

Gum Gum

Scanning for signs of intelligence.

None detected.

Thanks, Fanny!

Daisy Mae

I want a mani-pedi. Without the "man."

Thanks, Susan!

Fiver

Thanks, Kelly!

Stella and Jupiter

"Why pay her any attention?"

"I'm curious to see what new stupid thing she does."

Thanks, Brittnay!

Fritter

(:<

Thanks, Brittany!

Billy Bob

If you'd stay at work, I'd have a seven-day weekend.

Thanks, Kristen!

Buttercup

'Nuff said.

Thanks, Sara!

Theodore (and Shadow)

Now, I'm going to ask you about the status

of lunch again, then I'll explain it to my friend.

And he's not understanding like I am.

Thanks, Kathryn!

Rocky

Concussion or no, I fail to see why

your fall should affect my breakfast.

Thanks, Fiona!

Alfred and Tuppence

The price of freedom is eternal vigilance.

Against human stupidity.

Or not.

Thanks, Manuela!

Nikon

It's Labor Day. Why aren't you laboring?

Thanks, Adam!

Mick and Keith

Birth of a classic logo.

Thanks, Sam!