Liesel

Excuse me for a moment.

I have to destroy the sun.

Thanks, Megan!

Tobias

Lop flop.

Thanks, Marisa!

Molly

A small sample of the week to come.

Thanks, Gary!

Joey Bag-a-Carrots

What a coincidence. I was just thinking of you.

Thanks, Gillian!

Flippy

Thanks, Betsy!

Guinness Melville

Wednesday, you are my enemy.

Only one of us shall survive.

Thanks, Mitzi!

Giles

I have determined this program to

be inappropriate for humans.

Thanks, Laura!

Sterling and Adelle

We have some notes on

how you spent your weekend.

Thanks, Sarah!

Orla

Orla promptly escaped from a

maximum-security stockade and made

her way to the Los Angeles underground.

Thanks, Jennifer!

Chubby

Chubby just read the name on her food dish.

Thanks, Yasmin!

Miss Willis

The bun strikes at midnight.

Thanks, Ellen!

Logan

Well, that's either an after-dinner drink for me

or a Molotov cocktail for you. Your choice.

Thanks, Jean!

Rita

Show you the Doomsday Device?

You little fool, I am the Doomsday Device!

Thanks, Aubrey!

Checkers

The whole "dog" thing wasn't working out,

so I got this as a replacement.

Your picture's on the other side.

Thanks, Karen!

Tokki

Ever seen Fargo? No? Well, c'mere,

I want to show you my wood chipper.

Thanks, Kerry!

Gabriel Duncan

This ear's been bothering me.

So its punishment is listening to you.

Thanks, Barbara!

Toby

Fall back! Fall back! Call in air support! Fall back!

Thanks, Lindsey!

Oliver

The dish is empty.

As is my heart.

As is your skull.

Thanks, Elaine!

Kiko

And then, the sun went dark...

Thanks, Sarah!

Sookie

The garden gnome was giving me attitude.

You won't see him around any more.

Thanks, Raini!

Beano

When you said "get away from it all,"

I assumed that included you.

Thanks, Allyson!

Frodo

You look like you want something.

Do I look like I care?

Thanks, Jill!

Bailey and Grandpa

And now, our impression of you, at work.

Thanks, Marguerite!