Keating

High tea, low expectations.

Thanks, Liveoak!

Meatball and Pepperoni

Did you hear someone scream?
Nope.
Me neither.

Thanks, Regina!

Sparky

The flower of disdain.

Thanks, Sarah!

Indy

50 pounds of rage in a 10 pound bag.

Thanks, Cassandra and Jon!

Bobo BMW

Why are you still here?
What do you mean "snow day?"

Thanks, Polina!

Corporal Littlebottom

If you expect me to get through a weekend
with you, I'm gonna need more booze.

Thanks, Teena!

Chacha

Battlesuit? Ridiculous. Now shut

up while I charge the death ray.

Thanks, Brittany!

Bluebell

I can only assume you brought this

so I'd have something to stare at

while you brought my real dinner.

Thanks, Debbie and Barry!

Flip Flop

Consider this my resignation...
of living with you.

Thanks, Betsy!

Blanc

Three Blanc faces.

Thanks, Christine!

Bob

Slowly the black eye turned to me.
I knew only madness then, and destruction.

Thanks, Hayley!

Milo

Dainty disdain.

Thanks, Sara!

Louie

Thanks, Makenzie!

Hande

When skidding, turn in

the direction of the frown.

Thanks, Manda!

Peach and Poppy

Thanks, Dani!

Toby and Tulip and Hot Dog

Posted a day late, but with great sincerity.

Thanks, Jessica!

Chalupa

They crossed a rabbit with a blowfish...

Thanks, Robyn!

Mr. Bunny

No, you haven't done anything yet,

but I'm prepared to be disappointed.

Thanks, Mélisande!