Those who enter Big Petey's Grotto Of Disapproval are in for a shock!
"Have you been stoopid this year, little hoomin?! Yes, of course you have! And so, it shall be NO presents for YOU this year! Instead, take this two-minute concentrated DISAPPROVAL, and then begone from my Grotto!
Big Petey is an Equal Opportunities Disapprover. He will disapprove of you, regardless of age, race, creed colour or sex. Large or small, Big Petey disapproves of them all!
Big Petey assumes the leadership role in the biggest bunspiracy ever. Come Xmas eve, Santa will deliver bag after bag of vegetables, wondering why all the children asked for carrot tops, parsley and raisins. Even more puzzling is that all the "reindeer" keep frowning at him.
17 comments:
What a sweet (albeit disapproving)
face! Thank you folks in Huntsville for taking such good care of this little guy!
Yes, thanks for caring for Big Petey! He looks like a good smooshy guy! ... Santa is always a little scary ...
Big Petey, you great big beautiful bun -- you're my hero! You can disapprove of me any time!
I feel like Big Petey is not going to report nice things about me to Sanata ...
But those Huntsville folks get an A+
Ooh Big Petey looks like my Willow... hope he gets lots of treats for Christmas...wish I could give him a big snorgle!!
FLLEEEEEEE< FLLEEEEEEE FOR YOUR LIVESSSSS!!!!
Those who enter Big Petey's Grotto Of Disapproval are in for a shock!
"Have you been stoopid this year, little hoomin?! Yes, of course you have! And so, it shall be NO presents for YOU this year! Instead, take this two-minute concentrated DISAPPROVAL, and then begone from my Grotto!
Hrmmmmmmmmmmmm[2 minutes pass]mmmmmmpppPPHHHHH!!!
THUMP!
Vanish!!!"
[Hoomin child exits, whimpering.]
Fleetie - That's hilarious!
I guess Big Petey has to do all
of Santa's dirty work for him!
Big Petey is an Equal Opportunities Disapprover. He will disapprove of you, regardless of age, race, creed colour or sex. Large or small, Big Petey disapproves of them all!
Oh man. I feel sorry for the person who put those antlers on Big P. No amount of "awww kyewwt" is worth the emergency room co-pay.
... and of course, just when Big Petey is through with you there is Little Petey!
Big Petey assumes the leadership role in the biggest bunspiracy ever. Come Xmas eve, Santa will deliver bag after bag of vegetables, wondering why all the children asked for carrot tops, parsley and raisins. Even more puzzling is that all the "reindeer" keep frowning at him.
Shhhh! Furbeast! They may "off" you if they think you know too much! If anybun offers to play "reindeer games" with you, run!
You all do understand that part about how they USED TO laugh and call him names, right?
P.S. Rescuers Rock!
The reindeer to whom anonymous refers haven't been seen in quite some time.....I wonder if Big Petey knows anything about it??
LMAO. Rudolph and Company sleep with the fishes.
Lagomorphs RULE!!!
He apparently is a New Zealand white. No wonder, he saying "It's supposed to Summer ya muppets!". Take lotsa care Petey!
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