"Our inspector of fresh fruits and vegetables."
One of our readers spotted this ad in Salzburg, Austria. Nice work if you can get it!
Thanks, Kathy!
Side note: If you've asked about an international Disapproving Rabbits T-Shirt order, I will get back to you soon with a rate! Sorry it's taken so long!
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I hope the inspector is paid well for his professional skills! :)
... dread to think where the Inspector went through his (?) apprenticeship?
I suspect the Inspector needs to taste test all produce for quality assurance. Rough job.
Hasi! Sehr schön. [*boop!*] :-)
YES - I went to Vienna this spring and snapped the same photo! I thought it was fantastic!
One of my bunnies is a Checkered Giant like the one in the photo. He is a very imperious inspector of all things.
Inspector Bunny doesn't have time for our hoomin nonsense. Constant freshness infractions have tested his patience to the utmost. If he has to write one more citation for inferior fruits and veggies, he will not be responsible for his actions!
"No, hoomin, this one does not meet my standards. I'd hate for you to risk getting an inferior veggie, so I'll dispose of this for you. (Nomnomnomnomnom...)
Oh no, this carrot is a bit 'off', too. Let me get rid of that for you...
[Hours pass....]
Oh.... [BUNBUUURP!!!] Hmm. Ok, I think the rest will do for you. I saved you the best ones. Yaaaaawnnnnn... [FLOP!] Snooze..."
What that photograph doesn't show is the rest of Bunspektor's uniform, specifically what's on her bunbelt:
pepper spray
carrot spray
pellet gun
mini-hay bale bullets
doot grenades
hemp-cuffs
Her motto:
No infraction is too small, no consequence too severe. Dude, hand over the produce!
Explains the raisins in my lettuce all right.
By the way, I think it actually says something closer to:
"Our freshness-inspector for fruit and vegetables"
I was hoping it meant, "Our fresh inspector.." It was cheering me up - all the plant kingdom getting their share of feisty bunniness, not just the beans. Oh, well . . .
She can shoot from the hip, RG.
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