This bunny has no time for your foolishness!
Thursday, November 10, 2011
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But this bunny is going to get it. And probably for much of Friday - and gosh - maybe all weekend. I hope the slaves have mass treats on hand.
Yes madam! Jumps to attention
I know, but what does that have to do with anything? I'm suddenly not going to be foolish? I'm suddenly not going to be here? Uh-oh...
Strict BunTeacher Ms. Toffee is not impressed at our lack of discipline, poor attitute, and general performance in her class.
We're on Saturday Detentions from now until we straighten up and fly right.
That starts with accepting our positions as lowly hoomins, and showing rabbits due courtesy and respect.
Then it's:
The Importance of Prompt Breakfasts
Basic BunChores
Intermediate BunChores
Further BunChores
Knowing When To Vanish
All that successfully completed, then, finally, we each have the chance to take some more modules in order to graduate to the status of: Idiot.
Ms. Toffee cannot think of a lower grade to give us on our reports than F-. She has applied to the BunBoard to give us negative numbers on our tests. We would have to improve to score zero !
Instead of nuns running their strict private schools, they have buns ... and the buns are even scarier than some nuns I've known ...
Mistress Toffee is in da house - what a snorgglicious treat!
Ms. Toffee (who does *not* approve of the informality of addressing your betters only by their first name) insists on strict attention during her Intermediate Litterbox Cleaning class.
... that's not funny! I think I had couple of teachers like that that were definitely like disapproving rabbits having a stoopid hoomin experience :-))
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