And after that, if you go into the scullery, you will find a big pile of hay and a spinning wheel. You must spin it into gold thread by midnight, or I shall DISAPPROVE of you!"
Now Paula - think again, please. If this site had a "Like" button then it would also need to have a "Dislike" button. And you know where this is going ......
You see, Stoopid Hooman, you may never truly understand the idiocy you have unleashed here today. This is to be the great sadness of bunkind. That you, the fool of bi-pedal beings everywhere should think to *contemplate* such atrocities is beyond comprehension, let alone to see them out. You, oh Hooman (most fowl) shall hence forth be forever condemned to the farthest reaches of the land as the abomination of all free thinkers and the very example by which bunnies everywhere take measure of how horrendous hooman failings can be.
*can you beep my nose and touch my tocks... the nerve!*
They look like 2 parabolae to me - one a reflection of the other about the horizontal line (the x-axis) where Twinkle's pale fur meets the darker, greyer fur.
Because neither of these parabolae crosses the x-axis, it means there is NO (REAL) SOLUTION to Twinkle's disapproval of us. The only solutions are complex....
@FurBeast: Once again hilarious icing on the cake, tea on the keyboard. My heart goes out to RG. Could you really be right about his checking for a "yes?" Should we be concerned?
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your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberry. sorry twinkle, i had to do it. lol
Twinkle has very good taste in bedding. I doubt that was purchased at the farm store along with shaved wood pellets and timothy hay....
"No! You may not have the morning off, hoomin!
You have BunChores to perform.
And after that, if you go into the scullery, you will find a big pile of hay and a spinning wheel. You must spin it into gold thread by midnight, or I shall DISAPPROVE of you!"
If this is any indication of what my weekend will be like, I'm going back to bed. See you Monday.
... YES! I mean, no ?!? ... I mean ...
*thud*
tooo
much
cute
i die
BedBathandLinens needs more salesperson training.
Must. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. That is all.
Rabbits' Guy, too right!
Here at Bed Bun & Beyond, we reserve the right to refuse service to everyone.
Furbeast, it's times like these I wish Blogger had a like button.
Now Paula - think again, please. If this site had a "Like" button then it would also need to have a "Dislike" button. And you know where this is going ......
OK, OK I'll just have to settle for a "Beep" app. Must. Have.
Twinkle from Bed, Bun, & Beyond is a great fan of the blanket no.
You see, Stoopid Hooman, you may never truly understand the idiocy you have unleashed here today. This is to be the great sadness of bunkind. That you, the fool of bi-pedal beings everywhere should think to *contemplate* such atrocities is beyond comprehension, let alone to see them out. You, oh Hooman (most fowl) shall hence forth be forever condemned to the farthest reaches of the land as the abomination of all free thinkers and the very example by which bunnies everywhere take measure of how horrendous hooman failings can be.
*can you beep my nose and touch my tocks... the nerve!*
Oh Twinkle, you're a little star!
So much tiny floofy disdain!
1. I "like" all these comments! 2. Twinkle's nose and mouth form a perfect hyperbola!!
They look like 2 parabolae to me - one a reflection of the other about the horizontal line (the x-axis) where Twinkle's pale fur meets the darker, greyer fur.
Because neither of these parabolae crosses the x-axis, it means there is NO (REAL) SOLUTION to Twinkle's disapproval of us. The only solutions are complex....
Such enormous disapproval in such a small package
You are all too, too funny! Thanks!
Luv!
(word verification lowshine)
FOUR (4) mornings of NO! from Twinkle. Don't ya just love it????
... Twinkle won the stare down contest long ago :-) It wasn't even a contest, sigh.
@RG, hopefully you weren't checking each morning to see if Twinkle's answer turned into a "yes"?
@FurBeast: Once again hilarious icing on the cake, tea on the keyboard. My heart goes out to RG. Could you really be right about his checking for a "yes?" Should we be concerned?
I have two perfect buns, or they have me... but Twinkle is my wallpaper. He serves to keep me in my place.
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