All disapproval, all the time.
Disapproved of by
Milady is not amused.
Help that can live up to a bun's standards is ridiculously hard to find.
Nigel, My message got lost. I don't know how it happened, but Moose did it. This is urgent. Keep an eye on him. I think he is planning a liaison with Lady Jane. I really did send a message like this before. Best of Luck. (Now who did the anonymoius ratter out of bunns intend that for? Is she a double agent?)
Lady Jane had a castle in Spain;Caviar and a second carAnd she's married to a film star^ Not mine.Anyway. Lady Jane Willoughby is not amused. She came to her four-poster bed, and there were NO nutriberries artfully placed on the pillow!!!And there was no bottle of extra-sparkly Carrotini in an ice bucket next to the bed!What kind of establishment is this?!
Lady Jane has been featured before, hasn't she? I seem to remember her particular brand of aristocratic disapproval. It must be hard for a commoner to live up to that bun's standards.
Lady Jane allowed one of her serfs to book a hotel room and look what happened -- no high thread count sheets, no fruit basket, no sweeping views. The accommodations are simply unacceptable for a member of the aristocracy. The serfs will feel her wrath.
I think she's fine with the posters, but the curtains should be silk
She does look quite dismayed ... possibly the breakfast menu was not to her liking? That bed does look custom made for her and I see she's already claimed it as hers by placing a delicate pebble on the mattress... I love seeing Lady Jane on DR. She has that royal look about her!
She looks like a Southern Belle, just getting out of bed to put on her hoop skirt and ruffles and meet the young Gents who have come calling. Possibly, she wants some privacy ...
Dear anonymous,Thank you for the intel on Moose's latest plot involving Lady Jane. This will allow me to 'nip it in the bun'. Ahem.
This is the LAST time Lady Jane allows stoopid hoomins to make her travel arrangements. She thought she made herself clear...FIVE star accommodations only! As Furbeast and Fleetie pointed out, the amenities she has come to expect are absent! Next time, she will book through expedia.bun. Why must she do everything herself!
Don't worry, Nigel. I got your back. It takes a village as they say. Thanks for taking in a bunn down on his luck.
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