If you expect me to spend a whole weekend
with you, you'd better expect me to drink.
Thanks, Molly!
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25 comments:
"Line 'em up, hoomin!
I'mnotasdissssssapprpppooooooving-as-you-think-I-ammmm - I'mmmabigsofftiitieee rrr-eaallllly!!! HIC! ATCHOOOSNUFFLE! I'mmm...THUD!!! Snoooooooozzzzzeeeeee"
^^^ The only way that Duchess can put up with her hoomins for a whole weekend!
"Roll out the barrel ..." tra la la
Yep - Looks like the Duchess has had a nip or two already!
Happy Canadian Thanksgiving Weekend, Duchess! Let the festivities begin! Can I get you a crantini?
J2B, Happy Canadian Thanksgiving!
Duchess, I'm gonna drink too ... just because ... ( jk ... I have bun chores to do ... )
Duchess is beautiful! Thank you for sharing her with us! If she has to drink to put up with us, I'll make her carotini's for her! To be with her would make any slave duties worth it!
She is such a beautiful bunn, but we must stop this enabling, a far more reprehensible act than SUTTR. Someone make some coffee! Yeah, someone make the coffee, someone really brave.
The best thing about Thanksgiving, as our dear departed Cinnamon knew, is delicious pumpkin! Duchess demands that pumpkin is brought to her with all possible speed! We're late already!
Cinnamon was a very wise rabbit, as befitted her regal status. (Apart from being an absolute beauty as well.)
I am sure she would disapprove of pumpkin not being available to everybun who wants it!
So hop to it, hoomins! Or if not pumpkin, then whatever your bunny superiors like best!
Yes, if HRH Cinnamon were with us bunnydom would never have come to this. We all remember Cinnie delicately and with great refinement eating her pumpkin out of a can. Alas, it is all too clear what kind of cans Duchess has been popping. Ah, the realm is in a bad way - drunken duchesses slipping off battlements into dry moats. A kind of disrepair the more marshal Cinnie would never have allowed. Tsk, tsk.
Happy Canadian Thanksgiving too all of you. I don't guess Our bunns will get a reciprocating "Hook 'em Horns"? I have it on good authority there are no bunns in Oklahoma. And I have to know why someone from this hilarious group from States and states where education still happens, hasn't done something with the poem, My Last Duchess?
Lol, My Last Duchess might be for the bun something like My Last Hoomin. Too bad my weak hoomin brain is too overwhelmed with day-to-day junk to come up with a great parody.
And Duchess, if it helps you cope with us hoomins, go ahead, then have one for me
Aaah, I see she snuck a few celebratory nips after we finished recording for this: http://youtu.be/owvQd8Qy5bM
I must watch her more closely next time she's in the kitchen...
Because of the situation she was rescued from, she actually demands attention from everyone =D
Wow! What an amazing binky-er Duchess is!
No wonder she needs a drink after all that exercise! A drinkie for every binky!
She does seem to be a very happy bunny!
(Or maybe she was binkying in happiness because the hoomins had gone out!)
Ducjess has not moved for about 36 hours now. Need we be worried?
RG: Well, I'm worried, but I don't guess we can ever entirely dismiss the possibility of LURKING.
I think she's plastered.
After a final bender, Duchess hits bottom and starts attending Bunholics Bunanomous meetings. With the firm but loving support of her bunny sponsor, she stops drinking and begins the difficult process of working the steps:
-- Admit the hoomin has become unmanageable.
-- Make a searching and fearless inventory of the hoomin.
-- Admit to all bunnies the exact nature of the hoomins wrongs.
-- Humbly ask a higher power to remove hoomins shortcomings.
-- Made a list of all bunnies hoomin has harmed.
-- Have hoomin make amends wherever possible.
-- Continue to take inventory of hoomin, and when they are wrong (which is always) promptly admitted it.
To Duchess's Slave and all bunny rescuers and rescue groups: Thank you , Thank you, Thank you. It is people like you who keep me going knowing there is such goodness and such energy and ability out there. It is breathtakingly beautifulness. LOVE
Duchess, of all the bunnies that arrived at the rescue that late night, you were the calmest of the bunch. And just so beautiful. Love your binky video. Looks like you're making up for all the years spent "behind bars". Just wanted to share this video with everyone where you were on the local news being held by Wendy Lincoln: Rabbits rescued from breeder in Florida.
A big THANK YOU to all those who saved Duchess and her friends. A big KICK IN THE BACKSIDE to those who breed rabbits and then throw them away. The world would be better off without your kind!
OK Duchess. Up and at 'em. Party's over. It's Monday.
... I likez it when nutriberries goez bad ... burp ;-)
Duchess may look sozzled here. Ok, she does look sozzled here! BUT...
Having seen her YouTube videos, it is plain that she is a very happy rabbit, now that she has been rescued. She is obviously very loved.
So WELL DONE to the hoomins who rescued her, and the ones who gave her a happy Forever Home.
I approve!
Dear FurBeast, My friend was reading your comment and immediately said "No bunny would admit the hoomin was unmanageable." Then we laughed out loud at what you had come up with.
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