Concussion or no, I fail to see why
your fall should affect my breakfast.
Thanks, Fiona!
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11 comments:
Well, I'm rather put out that breakfast will be a microsecond late.
But at least I won our bet... I KNEW that I left my rollerskate at the top of the stairs and not the bottom!
Rocky knows that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. You didn't have breakfast before falling down the stairs, did you?
"My breakfast first, then your ambulance. It is a simple matter of priorities. And you wonder why I do not consider you management material?"
"You said you were ready for Fall so I don't see why you're just lying there now."
Rocky eyes the crumpled hoomin on the floor at the bottom of the stairs.
"Still think all that alcohol last night was such a great idea? Well since you're clearly still sozzled enough to fall down the stairs, then you should be sozzled enough not to feel pain! SO GET UP AND MAKE MY BREAKFAST! SCUTTLE, HOOMIN! NO! I DON'T CARE IF YOUR KNEES NORMALLY BEND THE OTHER WAY! AND HOOMIN KNEES BEND THE WRONG WAY ANYWAY! YOU SHOULD BE GLAD!! NOW GO!"
... tell you what hoomin. I'll bite your leg off at the knee. You'll have something to be unhoppy about, eh?
...and with Rocky we know there will be sequels.
... very well then! Congratulations are in order for all for refraining until now from 'going there' ;-) That's ok bunny mummy, someone had to eventually :-)
Oh, Rocky, a concussion wouldn't stop me from getting your breakfast! Pick me for your next slave, please? Pick me!
"Please help me I'm falling..."
now that is funny
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