All disapproval, all the time.
Disapproved of by
You there... make with the chopping the veggies and filling the hay box!
If you didn't want to live under constant surveillance and disapproval you should neither have adopted a rabbit nor named said rabbit Nikon. As it is, you had better get to work, or Nikon will have plenty of documentary evidence of your sloth to further the prosecution's case at your trial in Bun Court.
Nikon has beady eyes, super-telephoto zoom capability, and a photographic memory with which to record all of our many stoopid transgressions.He is like a mobile BBTV (Beady Bun TeleVision) system.
i have 1.filled the hay boxes 2.cleaned out the litter box 3.swpept up the debris in the yard4.brushed the rabbitsit's labour day every day :P
... say Nikon, is that your sidekick SB-900 to your right? ;-) That's REAL trouble. No chance to hide from such augmented disapproval.
Dear Nikon, Having no more illusions under which to labour. I can no longer labour. Sincerely, Betrayed by Bunnies. Ouch, ouch, alright, alright! I just thought I would try.
Uh oh, I fear that Nikon will ask us the same question on Groundhogs Day.
I want you all to know that, in addition to coming here for my Daily Dose of Disapproval, I also come to get my guaranteed laughs for the day. An invaluable help when the stress is on.Of course, not being owned by my very own bun, I realize that I have no idea of what REAL STRESS is about. I salute all of the embunned for setting a shining example of cour…. Ummm… wait. Check that. I am indebted to all of you for educating me on how to be deeply grateful for the humble servitude permitted to a wretch like me by my Overbuns in the Bunnish Empire. There. That sounds more appropriate.
Valsainte :Perhaps you meant to convey your humility at being, as a hoomin, a member of the most pathetic excuse for a species that Bunkind ever did suffer to stumble upon its Earth!We hoomins are all in the same boat. Luckily some of us are slightly more enlightened than the rest of the ho(omin)-polloi, and actually acknowledge the clear superiority of Rabbits!(Current Captcha word below : "centi". As in "one HUNDREDTH". Relate this to the above!)
@Valsainte: Ditto and @Masterofboots: Thanks for loving and taking care of a bunn. In spite of what Fleetie says, it makes the beans look pretty good.
Taking care of bunnies is a labor of love! But it IS a lot of labor!
Post a Comment
Subscribe in a reader