Friday, September 30, 2011

Moose

I'm off to bunny paradise: where the 
humans are smart and have no mouths. 


Thanks, Mitzi!

17 comments:

The Fab Furs said...

Bon Voyage, Moose! Are the humans automatically smarter because they have no mouths to offer inane opinions?

Rabbits' Guy said...

Moose seems to be leaving us all speechless! Moose is an imposing sort ...

anonymous said...

RG: We are all speechless, because Moose is living the dream and we are left (silently) fantasizing. If we used our words they would be, "Hey, Moose, take me with you." Or, perhaps, "Don't leave me here, Buddy. They are talking and they are, well, they just aren't bunns."

nigelthehooligan said...

I am Moose's humble human slave. Just last night I confiscated a bandanna on a stick packed with raisins, my wallet, and a well-worn copy of The Hobo Hare's Handbook for Ridin' the Rails.

Jodi said...

Moose is gorgeous. I would gladly stop talking to be able to give him some pats!

Jan said...

Nigel: Your bunn is beautiful and your description is hilarious!

Fleetie said...

Moose will not approve of the fact that his bid to emulate Bun Whittington has been foiled.

You may be sure that Moose will not be defeated so easily.

anonymous said...

Dang, it does sound like Paradise! And, the bunns get that to themselves, too? I had been harbouring some hopes, you know - after alot of hardwork, devoted slavery in this vale of bunns.

Fleetie said...

Is Moose a Rex Rabbit?

janet2buns said...

@nigelthehooligan: Since you already foiled his first plan,you might wake to the sound of the jingling of keys, your front door slam and your car drive up the street. You might want to change your chequing account PIN number.

nigelthehooligan said...

Thanks, Jan! Fleetie, he is a chocolate mini Rex, adopted from the Humane Society. Janet2Buns, I wouldn't put anything past this wily fellow! Thanks for the nice comments, all!

Fleetie said...

Well he is a very attractive rabbit. I am sure he would easily be able to make his fortune in The Big City.

But why bother? He has his hoomin trained to bring him food and treats as it is. Just need to try to ignore, or maybe reduce, the inevitable stoopidity that always seems to go with hoomins....

janet2buns said...

@nigelthehooligan: Thank you for saving dear Moose. A pox on the hoomins that refused to provide a proper home for him!

Fleetie said...

Janet : Yes! Nigel is obviously An Enlightened Hoomin, as he has rescued Moose and dear departed Guinness.

We approve of this - as far as lowly hoomins are allowed to approve of anything!

SixBunnies said...

don't let my bunnies know such a place exists, please, moose ... they have had me on probation since they moved in and i think it wouldn't take much to have them dump me ...

janet2buns said...

@SixBunnies: I think the only reason they tolerate us at all is that we pay the mortgage/rent and buy the groceries. We must strive to prove our usefulness or face eviction. It would serve us right, of course.

Ijon Tichy the Nth said...

... snurgles Moose!