Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Monsieur Bunny

You stand accused of the greatest
crime:willfully withholding treats.

Thanks, Sophie!

13 comments:

anonymous said...

Would his Honor Monsieur le Bunneh, consider a little regret in his day and not annihilate us straight away? There is you know, how do you say - a precedent? But, yes, I know, she was a rare lass, that Lyra.

Fleetie said...

...and Monsieur Bunny is already wearing his black cap!!!

We're doomed!

"Hoomin Beans! You have been found GUILTY of the crimes of which you were accused. I shall now pronounce sentence.

You will be taken from here to a place of Disapproval, and there be Disapproved Of until you cry.

Take them down."

The Fab Furs said...

Of course, in bun law (from what I understand), "withholding treats" comprises restricting access to treats at any time, even if you are saving half of a one pound bag of papaya bits for the next day's snack. It will be interesting to see how Monsieur Bunny rules on this matter.

janet2buns said...

Monsieur Bunny sees no reason to remove his black cap, since hoomins so often deserve the Disapproving Penalty. Please call him Your Honour, or Monsieur Le Juge Bunny, in deference to his lofty position.

Rabbits' Guy said...

I didn't do it. My doopid big sister did it. I'm telling my mommy.

Furbeast said...

"It is the presumption of this court that all hoomins are guilty until proven even more guilty."

Our only chance is to call Gum Gum as an expert witness -- not guilty by reason of stoopidity.

Fleetie said...


Good morning, M'Bun, your honour!
The Crown will plainly show
The hoomin who now stands before you
Was caught red-handed being STOOPID;
Being STOOPID in a very HOOMIN nature!

'Call the BunTeacher!'

'I always said he'd come to no good in the end, Your Honour!
If they'd let me have my way
I could've DISAPPROVED him into shape!
But my paws were tied;
The bleeding hearts and artists
Let him get away with STOOPIDITY!
Let me DISAPPROVE OF HIM today!'

Stooooooo-pid
A hoomin beeeeee-ean, he is stooooo-pid!
Truly pathetic...

...

'The evidence before the court is INCONTROVERTIBLE;
There's no need for the jury to retire!
In all my years of judging I have heard before
Of somebean more deserving of the full PENALTY of the LAW!

The way you made them suffer,
(Your devoted furry bunnehs)
FILLS ME WITH THE URGE TO DISAPPROVE!'


[Go on, Judge: Disapprove of him!]


SINCE, MY 'FRIEND', YOU HAVE REVEALED YOUR DEEPEST FEAR,
I SENTENCE YOU TO BE DISAPPROVED OF FOR *A YEAR*!!!

[Chants:]
DISAPPROVE OF THE HOOMIN!
DISAPPROVE OF THE HOOMIN!
DISAPPROVE OF THE HOOMIN!
DISAPPROVE OF....



Inspired by: The Trial

Fleetie said...

...I have NEVER heard before...

masterofboots said...

and i hereby sentence you to a lifetime of cleaning my litter box

SixBunnies said...

Speechless ... (Love otters!)

anonymous said...

RG: We need to forget about support groups for people who SUTTR, we need to start one for those who had big sisters like, well, like your big sister. Was she the one who started you on the road to an expectation of life as abuse? Is she the reason you became a bunny slave? Never mind. It's really none of my business and I don't want to bring up anything too painful, but I am real sorry. It's all part of a syndrome you know. I mean I think somewhere along the way you have picked up another who enables...?

anonymous said...

Fleetie, Your thanks are at the bottom of Lyra's comment page.

Ijon Tichy the Nth said...

... sign, exactly what Fleetie said :-)