The dish is empty.
As is my heart.
As is your skull.
Thanks, Elaine!
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14 comments:
Poor Oliver bunny!
I am shocked at this sight!
Get Oliver fed, IMMEDIATELY!
I disapprove of this!
"Please sir, I want some more."
LOOK at his forlorn little bunny face!
How could anyone refuse such longing eyes?
How can anyone let him sit at an empty bowl like this?
Poor little bunny rabbit. :-(
The song of an angry bun is about to start and you may not be around when tomorrow comes.
There are few sights in this world more terrifying than an empty
Bun Bowl....
FEED THE BUNN!
Poor thing has had to resort to eating the place-mat.
See, this look to me is "Um...this dish? It shouldn't be empty. You know how empty it is?" *Tosses toy keys into dish* "It is so empty that my keys are in it. It needs to be filled. Now. By you. Um...and can I have a craisin?"
Ba DA ba dum....ba DA ba dum...ba DA ba dum.....
"I've got a mommeee.... *ba DA ba dum....
"She's very mean to meee *ba DA ba dum....
"She locks me in my cage, and she NEVER EVER feeds me.........
"I've got the Empty Breakfast Bowl, Empty Breakfast BOWL BLUES !!!!" ba da, ba da, ba da, ba da, duh DAH!
Oh, Oliver, I don't know how you put up with your hoomin ...
You guys are great! I love all the comments! I had to be IN THE LIVING QUARTERS with two hungry bunnies yesterday cleaning, without any food or treats to offer (I wanted to clean their place before I put food in it … somebunny had a party in the poopy box) ... It felt like there were fifty of them attacking me, eating my socks and the trash back I had with me, licking my ankles, eating my hair when I bent over, stretching up with the dreaded “paws folded in front, upstretched and swaying back and forth following your movements” begging position … Between the guilt trip and trying not to smash one, I was about to go nuts! BETTER KEEP YOUR BUNNIES FED! HAHAHAHA!
In order for the human race to continue, take this advice: FEED THE BUN!!!
I assume you only brought this empty dish for me to stare at while you chop up my carrots.
As the rest of the house will be, if bunny decides to attack.
@6Bunnies: How horrifying! they sound like cobras!
... Oliver, you see so sweet. I know, I know, just kidding myself here ;-)
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